I nominate myself to be Moderator of all Moderators and Admins

Donkey® · 02-15-2007, 03:07 PM

True story.

7960 · 02-15-2007, 03:12 PM

Anyone could be trained to do that job

Donkey® · 02-15-2007, 03:17 PM

Originally Posted by 7960

Anyone could be trained to do that job

People need 14 years of college to even be considered.

7960 · 02-15-2007, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Donkey®

People need 14 years of college to even be considered.

Guess you just disqualified yourself.

Diamond Cross · 02-16-2007, 12:11 AM

I've got the edumacation then. I've also got an A.A. degree.

Hee hee hee snicker snicker snicker.

ballz2wallz · 02-16-2007, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by 7960

Guess you just disqualified yourself.

It's on.

DosEquis · 02-16-2007, 01:20 AM

Donkey, you have not diversified your skills. I am sorry but the board society has moved on and there is no place for your moderator abilities here. Though your posts and threads helped establish the board and make it what it is today, we are just going to have to put you out on your own. Afterall my internet no longer relies on a big truck and series of tubes...instead it is a series of automated transmissions that do not need any such moderation.

Thanks for the application though, we can keep your resume on hand in case an opportunity presents itself in the future.

IminWonderland · 02-16-2007, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

Donkey, you have not diversified your skills. I am sorry but the board society has moved on and there is no place for your moderator abilities here. Though your posts and threads helped establish the board and make it what it is today, we are just going to have to put you out on your own. Afterall my internet no longer relies on a big truck and series of tubes...instead it is a series of automated transmissions that do not need any such moderation.

Thanks for the application though, we can keep your resume on hand in case an opportunity presents itself in the future.

Don't call us, we'll call you!

Donkey® · 02-16-2007, 03:10 AM

I am .000000001% black. I am calling Sharpton.

kinggovernor · 02-16-2007, 03:33 AM

racist ftw

Phantom · 02-16-2007, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Donkey®

I am .000000001% black. I am calling Sharpton.

I suggest a hunger strike.

7960 · 02-16-2007, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by Phantom

I suggest a hunger strike.

Hunger strike.....To the death!
No.
(a little pause)
To the pain.
(about to charge, stops short)
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon.

Donkey® · 02-16-2007, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Phantom

I suggest a hunger strike.

Ohhhh...that's a good one. My family can't live off the 500K I make. I will deprive myself in order to feed my family.

7960 · 02-16-2007, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by Donkey®

Ohhhh...that's a good one. My family can't live off the 500K I make. I will deprive myself in order to feed my family.

If you make that much why don't you donate anything to charity you miserable vomitous mass?

motivez · 02-16-2007, 07:28 PM

Making an animal a moderator might get us sued by PETA for cruelty

Then they'd take you away from us and toss your corpse in a dumpster.

7960 · 02-16-2007, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by motivez

Making an animal a moderator might get us sued by PETA for cruelty

Then they'd take you away from us and toss your corpse in a dumpster.

in that case, according to robert's rules.........

............................ 2nd the motion. All in favor?

JaJae · 02-16-2007, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by motivez

Then they'd take you away from us and toss your corpse in a dumpster.

I literally cracked up when I read that.