Love is like an hourglass. It fills the heart and empties the brain. An elf, human and a dragon enters a bar. The elf orders mead. The human orders ale. The dragon orders dwarf.... stout. Two blonds were hiking in the woods one day when they came across a pair ...
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| Humor 4 Ya Love is like an hourglass. It fills the heart and empties the brain. An elf, human and a dragon enters a bar. The elf orders mead. The human orders ale. The dragon orders dwarf.... stout. Two blonds were hiking in the woods one day when they came across a pair of tracks. One said they were deer tracks. The other said bear. So they got to arguing and two hours later they were run over by a train. | ||||
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