Maybe cause I'm drinking but I found these to be very funny Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to ...
03-22-2007, 08:58 PM
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| George W Bush, God's Tool  Independent ny 
| Chuck Norris Maybe cause I'm drinking but I found these to be very funny Chuck Norris can speak braille. Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. in space Chuck Norris can hear you scream
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03-22-2007, 10:21 PM
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| Never, never, never give up  Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Originally Posted by David Octavius 
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03-23-2007, 10:11 AM
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| interwebberus professionalus  Independent
| fucking lolses. chuch norris jokes are some of the funniest jokes ever devised by man... chuck norris can divide by zero when chuck norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet - the water gets chuck norris. | ||||
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03-23-2007, 02:39 PM
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| George W Bush, God's Tool Independent ny
| Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. | ||||
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03-23-2007, 04:14 PM
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| no es mi culpa  Independent Beantown
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 :bowr ofl:: bowrofl:
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03-23-2007, 04:14 PM
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| Last Starfighter  Independent Northern California
| Jackie Chan can beat his ass. Although in reality Bruce Lee did beat his ass. | ||||
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03-24-2007, 04:42 PM
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| George W Bush, God's Tool Independent ny
| On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. | ||||
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03-24-2007, 05:01 PM
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| laissez-faire  Capitalist
| i once shook hands with chuck norris. | ||||
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03-24-2007, 05:04 PM
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| Braccae tuae aperiuntur.  Reform Party NJ
| Originally Posted by Diamond Cross
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03-24-2007, 06:21 PM
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| Originally Posted by jimeigh NO, Chuck Norris' hand shook you.
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03-24-2007, 07:50 PM
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| Originally Posted by ballz2wallz he shook me all night long
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03-25-2007, 08:30 AM
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| How many Chuck Norris's does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Because there is only one Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. | ||||
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03-29-2008, 04:48 PM
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| George W Bush, God's Tool Independent ny
| If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious. | ||||
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03-29-2008, 04:55 PM
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| Political Genius  Republican Yorba Linda Ca.
| Originally Posted by David Octavius
I have also been drinking, but that is funny! 
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03-29-2008, 04:59 PM
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| Political Genius Republican Yorba Linda Ca.
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We really don't need that visual!  | ||||
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03-30-2008, 12:52 PM
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| Never, never, never give up Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Originally Posted by JaJae That was on the Kung Fu channel last week. It has been 20+ years since I have seen that movie. Thank god I DVR'd it because most of it was so corny. But the fighting scenes were fantastic. | ||||
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