Punny Pun Puns, Add Your own

[Diamond Cross]

Here are some puns for you to enjoy, please feel free to add your own:

- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
- What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
- A backward poet writes inverse.
- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
- Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
- A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
- Every calendar's days are numbered.
- A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- A plateau is a high form of flattery.
- The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
- Acupuncture is a jab well done.
- Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
- The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

[Dumpy Dooby]

Clever.

I got all of them except this one: "Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"

[Diamond Cross]

Pavlov ran a famous experiment with dogs that involved a bell in which he used the bell to condition dogs.

He was trying to find out secrets of the digestive system. He noticed that when dogs were fed, theyg'd drool. Then he noticed they drooled when there wasn't food around. It turned out that the dogs were reacting to the alb coats so that whenever they saw a lab coat they knew they were about to be fed and they'd drool.

So Pavlov devised an experiment. Evertime dogs were to be fed, he'd ring a bell and they'd drool. Eventually, whenever the bell was rung the dogs would drool even if there was no food.

This kind of resonse is now called conditioned reflex, in which animals or humans connect a certain stimulus to a reflex.

[JaJae]

Originally Posted by Diamond Cross

Pavlov ran a famous experiment with dogs that involved a bell in which he used the bell to condition dogs.

He was trying to find out secrets of the digestive system. He noticed that when dogs were fed, theyg'd drool. Then he noticed they drooled when there wasn't food around. It turned out that the dogs were reacting to the alb coats so that whenever they saw a lab coat they knew they were about to be fed and they'd drool.

So Pavlov devised an experiment. Evertime dogs were to be fed, he'd ring a bell and they'd drool. Eventually, whenever the bell was rung the dogs would drool even if there was no food.

This kind of resonse is now called conditioned reflex, in which animals or humans connect a certain stimulus to a reflex.

Thats' a pretty good explanation, did you take psych courses?

[Diamond Cross]

One, but only as part of the requirement. I have a general A.A. degree. This is more from history knowledge than psychology. Although psychology is a secondary hobby of mine that I study when I'm trying to deal with some of my own problems.