I'm going to a wedding on the 22nd, need drinking help

[beez]

Originally Posted by archangel003

Frankly, I'd drink Chopin straight.

FTMFW.

I was never all that into vodka until late in college when I learned I was allergic to wheat gluten (basically any undistilled liquor made from wheat, rye, oats, or barley will make me sick - and I thought I was just a lightweight b/c I puked off of beer every time). Since then all I really drink is rum, vodka, and cider. Chopin is like.. half vodka, half amazin'

[Thorgrim]

as I post this, its 622am, i threw up and im still hungover AND drunk which is the worst god damn feeling ever

so i wake up at like 8am, shower, shave, etc, play some computer games, post on here

Go to pick up the rest of the groomsmen and ofcourse they're not ready, anyway, i drive them and we all go in a stretched Hummer Limo

First stop? Hazleton, PA's wine and spirits store, where we get some sort of expensive rum and all take shots (fucking worst idea ever since they don't believe in chasers and i live by them)

It was pretty funny watching the people walk into the "value city" store (next to liquor store) and staring at the limo, prolly thinking "WTF why is someone in that limo in this dump"

anyway, im a lil buzzed during the wedding, but I do my parts fine so great

ride to the reception we all take a few glasses of champagne, good stuff

reception starts, i hit the bar quick and get a blue hawaiian, then I get a "Wedding Special" which was a a watermellon martini and strawberry daquri mixed together...and then some whiskey sours, white russians, beer, and more champagne, and a shot of something awful

All in all its the most I've drank since undergrad

last thing I remember my girlfriend is laughing as my uncle is holding me up so i can make it to her car, then we get back to my bedroom and i take off my clothes, tell her im gonna fuck her so hard, and then i pass out right after i take my clothes off (i have to take her word on this part so i have no memory past the parking lot)

then i woke up 5 hours later, puked, took some ib profen and sleeping pills, and now i think im gonna pass out again

peace out

[thomez]

[kinggovernor]

pics are a must

[Ardentfrost]

Originally Posted by Thorgrim

then we get back to my bedroom and i take off my clothes, tell her im gonna fuck her so hard, and then i pass out right after i take my clothes off (i have to take her word on this part so i have no memory past the parking lot)

LMFAO best part of the story right there.

Glad you had a nice time