A New Way to Save The World:

[Diamond Cross]

A new way to save the planet from global warming:

Crow (4/19, Springfield, Tenn.): I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.

Crow (4/19): I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.




Saving the Earth: The Biodiesel Bus Blog - washingtonpost.com

Get rid of hybenic paper products for they are the scourge of the world and the most polluting products of all time, well, uh maybe.

[kinggovernor]

i love when celebs preach about the evils of excess

[RMNIXON]

This is so dumb I can't believe what I hear. Trees are a very renewable resource. Just don't clear cut and keep replanting.

What is the CO2 footprint of the paper recycling industry?

[Kytro]

Public figures with average knowledge = amusement

[grembert]

Crow said that an industrious person can get by with just one square per visit. ---- Just don't stand down wind from that person

[ballz2wallz]

My butt would be itchy for the rest of my life.

[6SpeedTA95]

plant more trees

[RMNIXON]

Originally Posted by ballz2wallz

My butt would be itchy for the rest of my life.

And don't wipe your ass with a tree branch as that would be deforestation!

[Linzyhop]

riding the subway would then have a whole new level of skeevy things trying to rub up against me..... gross.

Originally Posted by Diamond Cross

Crow (4/19): I also like the idea of not using paper napkins, which happen to be made from virgin wood and represent the height of wastefulness. I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a "dining sleeve." The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve," after usage. The design will offer the "diner" the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product. I think this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold.

[7960]

Originally Posted by her

Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

Comments like this show how self-centered these people are.......especially seeing as her "tour caravan includes three tractor-trailer rigs, four buses and six cars. (link)