Air sex?

[Linzyhop]

wow. this is got to be one of the most pathetic things I've read in a while.......

wow.

Love-Starved Dance With Themselves in Air Sex Competition

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

It's like air guitar, only dirtier.

Love-starved Japanese men are gathering in Tokyo's theater district to mime their best bedroom moves in a performance they're calling "Air Sex," the Mainichi Daily News reported recently.

"Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends but desperately want to have sex," said the creator of the genre, J-Taro Sugisaku.

The men compete in much the same manner as air guitar, crowning the champions who best mimic those actions that usually appear under cover of darkness.

And it's dangerous, said last year's champ, a guy named Cobra.
"You can't care about what women watching your performance are thinking about you," he said. "When you get down to air sex, you've got to immerse yourself in the air sex world.

"Air sex can't be performed in half-measures," he continued. "If it is, you're only asking for trouble."

[JaJae]

Those crazy Japanese

[Ardentfrost]

Man... I'm so confused how that works.

[JaJae]

Originally Posted by Ardentfrost

Man... I'm so confused how that works.

It's a lot like American club dancing, only they're being judged and scored.

[Publius]

the first thing that popped into my head:

[Linzyhop]

Originally Posted by Publius

the first thing that popped into my head:

jesus.

[DosEquis]

So, does the winner of the best air sex actually get to test the technique out on a real woman?

[Stylerod]

Originally Posted by Publius

the first thing that popped into my head:

[kinggovernor]

Originally Posted by Publius

the first thing that popped into my head:

winrar

[Publius]

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

jesus.

Jack Black ftmfw

[Linzyhop]

Originally Posted by Publius

Jack Black ftmfw

yeah i know who jack black is. thanks. points to anyone who knows the movie this was taken from... actually everyone should know considering it's a kickass movie, so dumbass points for people who don't know it.

[Ardentfrost]

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

yeah i know who jack black is. thanks. points to anyone who knows the movie this was taken from... actually everyone should know considering it's a kickass movie, so dumbass points for people who don't know it.

High Fidelity

One of my fav movies of all time

[Publius]

Originally Posted by Ardentfrost

High Fidelity

One of my fav movies of all time

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Top 5 all-time worst breakups ftw

[6SpeedTA95]

Oh shit

Where's the video?