This sucks :(

thomez · 05-12-2007, 05:00 AM

[I just woke up puking at 3:50AM for no reason at all... didn't drink a drop of alcohol last night nor did I eat anything out of the ordinary]

thomez · 05-12-2007, 05:57 AM

I drank some juice and turned on the TV... laid on the couch for a bit... 4:55AM comes and I'm puking again...

drank some water this time, I have no idea wtf is up with my stomach but I hope this ends it

Dumpy Dooby · 05-12-2007, 07:42 AM

Food poisoning?

Nonphixion · 05-12-2007, 08:23 AM

turboaids?

edit: oh it's thomez, not Thorogrim

thomez · 05-12-2007, 08:55 AM

Originally Posted by Dumpy Dooby

Food poisoning?

all I ate yesterday was a few slices of pizza with sausage and mushroom... maybe the sausage?

something has my stomach allll fucked up, I just got off the shitter now too

I'm going to be dehydrated next

imind · 05-12-2007, 10:38 AM

morning sickness?

wouldn't food poisoning have happened sooner after he ate?

when was your last meal?

Publius · 05-12-2007, 11:45 AM

last night i had an anal explosion ... sheana could hear it from the other side of the apartment.

thomez · 05-12-2007, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by imind

morning sickness?

wouldn't food poisoning have happened sooner after he ate?

when was your last meal?

5pm yesterday

I found out that my young cousin had like a 24 hour flu and he had given it to my grandpa, who was puking yesterday... I didn't see either of them much but I guess I caught it, I feel like shit.

thomez · 05-12-2007, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by Publius

last night i had an anal explosion ... sheana could hear it from the other side of the apartment.

while I was shitting I had fears that it would be coming out both ends at the same time... in fact I was sitting there holding a trash can

Linzyhop · 05-14-2007, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by thomez

while I was shitting I had fears that it would be coming out both ends at the same time... in fact I was sitting there holding a trash can

that's the worst. you have to time it man.... ever seen the jeff foxworthy bit about timing it just right? throwing up, then sitting, flush, repeat.... can't have it in any other order or things can get way worse.....

thomez · 05-14-2007, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

that's the worst. you have to time it man.... ever seen the jeff foxworthy bit about timing it just right? throwing up, then sitting, flush, repeat.... can't have it in any other order or things can get way worse.....

can't say I have ever seen that one

DosEquis · 05-14-2007, 04:40 PM

i declared jihad on the shitter yesterday. It was a gaseous explosion of feces and odor that could probably kill small animals and permanently damage the eyes and sinus cavity of larger species.

Linzyhop · 05-14-2007, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

i declared jihad on the shitter yesterday. It was a gaseous explosion of feces and odor that could probably kill small animals and permanently damage the eyes and sinus cavity of larger species.

gross. TMI.