i need money

Linzyhop · 05-22-2007, 11:14 AM

i have no money. who wants to give me money?

DosEquis · 05-22-2007, 11:48 AM

6speed will paypal you $2 for nudes.

JaJae · 05-22-2007, 11:50 AM

Publius · 05-22-2007, 11:51 AM

i hear stripping is a good money making industry

DosEquis · 05-22-2007, 11:58 AM

My sister has a friend that works at hooters, she is ugly and she makes $300 on a friday night.

Publius · 05-22-2007, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

My sister has a friend that works at hooters, she is ugly and she makes $300 on a friday night.

i wish i were a woman with big boobies, making money can be so easy for them.

DosEquis · 05-22-2007, 12:25 PM

I would definitely be a high classed hooker if i was a female. The money that can be made is just ridiculous.

Linzyhop · 05-22-2007, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Publius

i wish i were a woman with big boobies, making money can be so easy for them.

i have small boobs. no dice.

05-22-2007, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Publius

i wish i were a woman with big boobies, making money can be so easy for them.

I wish we had Hooters waitresses with big boobs. We always get the A cup'd waitresses who have to stuff their bra to fill out the A cup.

Publius · 05-22-2007, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by 03 white zx3

I wish we had Hooters waitresses with big boobs. We always get the A cup'd waitresses who have to stuff their bra to fill out the A cup.

Thorgrim · 05-22-2007, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

i have small boobs. no dice.

flat stomach, shapely ass? you have to have something going for you

Linzyhop · 05-22-2007, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Thorgrim

flat stomach, shapely ass? you have to have something going for you

yes (for the most part)
and yes....

but small boobs.

not A's but not stripper boobs.

and they still hurt

and NO, i'm not pregnant. thankyouverymuch.

DosEquis · 05-22-2007, 04:01 PM

They could be growing a little bit again.

Linzyhop · 05-22-2007, 04:05 PM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

They could be growing a little bit again.

i'm 27. why would my boobs grow?

boobs stop growing in your late teens/early 20's fyi.

DosEquis · 05-22-2007, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

i'm 27. why would my boobs grow?

boobs stop growing in your late teens/early 20's fyi.

You could be the acception to the rule. I think the solution is to take a picture of them now, then take another one in 2 weeks, and we can see if they got any bigger.

Linzyhop · 05-22-2007, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

You could be the acception to the rule. I think the solution is to take a picture of them now, then take another one in 2 weeks, and we can see if they got any bigger.

yeah. i would suggest the same for your dick, but i know it would have just gotten smaller.

DosEquis · 05-22-2007, 04:43 PM

It only shrinks in cold water, duh.

Thorgrim · 05-22-2007, 04:54 PM

very popular strippers have B cups, if that...if the rest of you is nice, there's no problem there, you could do a porn and get a quick $20,000 for 2 hours of work, or strip and make much more than that but move to a major city

Linzyhop · 05-22-2007, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Thorgrim

very popular strippers have B cups, if that...if the rest of you is nice, there's no problem there, you could do a porn and get a quick $20,000 for 2 hours of work, or strip and make much more than that but move to a major city

yeah... um.

i'd like to keep my dignity please.

Thorgrim · 05-22-2007, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

yeah... um.

i'd like to keep my dignity please.

Abstract concept that is self-defined, and open to change

Western culture is very liberal, I bet most of the world would say you have very poor dignity, probably think the same about me