The other day I was at Whataburger getting lunch ... The guy in front of me at the drive thru looked pissed off, got his food, then pulled into a spot, hopped out of his truck, and stormed into the restaurant. First thought through my head? "If this guy shoots ...
06-28-2007, 12:33 PM
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| Liberty, now and forever  Libertarian Party DFW 
| Sometimes I wonder if I'm a bad person... The other day I was at Whataburger getting lunch ... The guy in front of me at the drive thru looked pissed off, got his food, then pulled into a spot, hopped out of his truck, and stormed into the restaurant. First thought through my head? "If this guy shoots up the place before I get my food, who do I need to get in touch with to get a refund?" 
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06-28-2007, 01:02 PM
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| Left Wing Hack  Democrat Hastings, NE
| "It was a terrifying experience officer. When he drew the gun and pointed it in my direction I just knew that I.... ...wasn't going to get my soda. How can you enjoy a big tasty burger with super sized fries without a nice cold coke to wash it down. I tell you, I was so mad I could have started shooting everyone inside... but they were already dead. Where is my damn refund?" | ||||
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06-28-2007, 01:14 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator  Democrat Omaha, NE
| when ever we are in line some place and there is a guy making a huge scene about his food, my roommate and i make RARARGKALKARLKAR noises in line to make fun of them. Or i'll start quoting Naked Gun lines like.. "YOU CALL THIS SLOP!? SLOP HAS GOT CHUNKS OF THINGS..THIS IS MORE LIKE GRUEL!" and my roommate will be like "WHAT ARE WE..ANIMALS?!" They typically stop yelling about how they got onions on their burger and had no sauce for their nuggets. | ||||
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06-28-2007, 03:05 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard  Communist Moscow
| I was in a similar situation at a gas station. It was pretty late at night and I just went inside to get something to drink... I'm inside standing in line and we hear screaming, so I look through the glass and this chick goes flying out of the passenger seat of the car onto the pavement and the car slams into reverse, squeals tires, throws it into gear and flies away.. She runs inside and says that he kicked her out of her own car and took off with their baby in the back seat, and said that he was going to go get a gun and come back and shoot her... I'm like... fuck... I don't want to be testifying and shit. So the lady working there runs over to lock the door and another guy working there calls 911... I'm like honey, can you ring me out for my Gatorade so I can get out of here... I need to get going. She gave me the most evil look you could ever imagine.. like "you heartless fucking bastard" kind of look... so I just threw a few bucks on the counter and got the hell out of Dodge. I ain't gettin shot in some "my baby daddy" drama... peace! | ||||
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06-28-2007, 03:11 PM
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| Liberty, now and forever Libertarian Party DFW
| Originally Posted by thomez 
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06-28-2007, 04:00 PM
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| no es mi culpa  Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by thomez well funny as it may be to read, it was kindof an asshole thing to say....
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06-28-2007, 04:01 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard Communist Moscow
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop what was
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06-28-2007, 04:02 PM
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| no es mi culpa Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by thomez um, someone's baby getting kidnapped and you want to buy Gatorade. put the drink down, and go by it elsewhere....
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06-28-2007, 04:03 PM
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| Liberty, now and forever Libertarian Party DFW
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop he lives in bumfuck, ohio. There might be another convenience store a 1 or 2 minute walk away from you in Boston, but out there it could mean a 10-15 minute car ride to get to another place to buy his Gatorade.
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06-28-2007, 04:10 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard Communist Moscow
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop I'm pretty immune to the stupid drama shit that happens late at night on the weekends... plus I was thirsty and didn't want to be hungover the next day. Gatorade was pretty essential.
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06-28-2007, 05:26 PM
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| tyop speicalist Religion Moderator  Capitalist California
| Originally Posted by thomez
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06-28-2007, 06:07 PM
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| no es mi culpa Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by Publius riiiiiiiight.
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06-28-2007, 07:16 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard Communist Moscow
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop well they must have either settled it or died because I didn't see an Amber Alert on the news the following day
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06-29-2007, 07:21 AM
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| America Fuck Yea Election Moderator  Republican In Name Only
| Originally Posted by thomez
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06-29-2007, 06:04 PM
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| Political Genius  Republican Yorba Linda Ca.
| Originally Posted by thomez
So now that I know your life story of five minutes I get the Gatorade remark in the other thread! What am I doing here? 
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06-30-2007, 02:33 PM
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| Friend to all.  Socialist Maryland
| Originally Posted by Publius
Yes. You are a bad person...not only bad on my healthcare costs, but bad to your own body. You evil, EVIL man. You might as well just eat kitten's heads while molesting little girls and raping old women. All at the same time. THE SAME TIME. | ||||
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06-30-2007, 02:43 PM
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| Liberty, now and forever Libertarian Party DFW
| Originally Posted by Donkey® Funny thing is I haven't been to a doctor (aside from my optometrist/dentist) in more than 4 years.
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07-01-2007, 02:18 PM
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