Purple Listerine will KILL YOU - Page 2

David Octavius · 07-16-2007, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by JaJae

Nah, you need the alcohol from Listerine type mouthwashes.

If you use the Listerine twice a day and brush at least twice a day the "pain" goes away. It reacts to the bacteria and crap in your mouth. The more you use it and the cleaner your mouth is the less it bothers you.

Yea, I don't mind the burning sensation, to me its working and you get used to it after a while.

Every rinsed with Listerine and then wash your mouth out with very warm water (no too hot)? Your mouth will feel like its on fire and your taste buds will go numb for a good 30 mins

Publius · 07-16-2007, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Stylerod

There was a couple my wife and I used to hang with. He was a salesman in the company I work at and she was admin there. They were fun, but he was a tad bit odd. We hung with them for a few years off and on. All the sudden she starts telling us about how he is getting drunk every night and pissing the bed because he's passed out. We had drank together plenty of times but I had never seen him get "drunk". She ended up leaving him and told us he had started to drink Listerine.

Well, one day he calls me about a computer problem. I tell him I'll be over the next day to help him out. I show up at the time we agreed to and he doesn't answer the door. I look in the window and he is sleeping on the chair. I try the door and it's open so I walk in. He's passed out in the chair with a gallon sized bottle of Listerine next to him. I have never seen anything like it. I left him a note and left. He never called me and I never heard from him again.

He died of liver failure in his home alone about 6 months after that. He was dead 4-5 days before anyone found him. Sad really. He was about 35.

if it weren't so sad, this would be a good story to add a Bel Air to the end of and post on OT.

thomez · 07-16-2007, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by JaJae

Nah, you need the alcohol from Listerine type mouthwashes.

If you use the Listerine twice a day and brush at least twice a day the "pain" goes away. It reacts to the bacteria and crap in your mouth. The more you use it and the cleaner your mouth is the less it bothers you.

Are you saying my stuff is ineffective?

JaJae · 07-16-2007, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by thomez

Are you saying my stuff is ineffective?

Pretty much. It's not nearly as good as the ones with alcohol... or so says my dentist who recently told a family member to not waste their money on that exact bottle you posted a picture of. She was buying it because she didn't like the feel of Listerine as well. Our dentist told her to not waste her money.

thomez · 07-16-2007, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by JaJae

Pretty much. It's not nearly as good as the ones with alcohol... or so says my dentist who recently told a family member to not waste their money on that exact bottle you posted a picture of. She was buying it because she didn't like the feel of Listerine as well. Our dentist told her to not waste her money.

darn... I don't want to have to step up to the real adult stuff that burns

Donkey® · 07-16-2007, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by thomez

darn... I don't want to have to step up to the real adult stuff that burns

You got that blue stuff that sticks to your teeth to make sure you brushed don't you?

thomez · 07-16-2007, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by Donkey®

You got that blue stuff that sticks to your teeth to make sure you brushed don't you?

no, that's not what it is...

Crest Pro-Health Rinse

Linzyhop · 07-16-2007, 06:09 PM

YouTube Video

Donkey® · 07-16-2007, 06:10 PM

I was just looking for this picture and found this story

Johnson & Johnson unit recalls Listerine plaque rinse - Apr. 11, 2007

DosEquis · 07-16-2007, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by thomez

I wonder what it could be mixed with....

The people that make rumplemintz make a vanilla flavored one. I would suggest that if you want to get wasted on vanilla. I do not recommend drinking to much of it because once you puke on it you never, ever, ever, want it again. Like, just thinking about the flavor right now makes me want to gag.

Dumpy Dooby · 07-16-2007, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Donkey®

I recently got my tongue pierced and have been downing that stuff like it's oxygen. I am all good with it.

If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick.

If a guy has a pierced tongue....

he'll probably suck your dick.

Donkey® · 07-16-2007, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dumpy Dooby

If a girl has a pierced tongue, she'll probably suck your dick.

If a guy has a pierced tongue....he'll probably suck your dick.

Well I know I wouldn't suck a cock. But most girls seem to want to fuck me just because I have it.

Ardentfrost · 07-16-2007, 08:34 PM

What I got from this thread:

Donkey sucks dick

Donkey® · 07-16-2007, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Ardentfrost

What I got from this thread:

Donkey sucks dick

People read into things based on their hopes and dreams.

curlyque221 · 07-16-2007, 09:27 PM

Originally Posted by JaJae

Pretty much. It's not nearly as good as the ones with alcohol... or so says my dentist who recently told a family member to not waste their money on that exact bottle you posted a picture of. She was buying it because she didn't like the feel of Listerine as well. Our dentist told her to not waste her money.

Not true. The alcohol in Listerine Brand mouthwash dries out your mouth and actually creates an environment where bacteria can breed more freely. This is why Crest came out with an alcohol free mouthwash to begin with.

It is proable that after enough use, using Listerine, you can build up some sort of immunity to it, and it won't destroy your mouth anymore.

thomez · 07-16-2007, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by curlyque221

Not true. The alcohol in Listerine Brand mouthwash dries out your mouth and actually creates an environment where bacteria can breed more freely. This is why Crest came out with an alcohol free mouthwash to begin with.

It is proable that after enough use, using Listerine, you can build up some sort of immunity to it, and it won't destroy your mouth anymore.

it is also likely equally as probable that the bacteria in your mouth develop an immunity to alcohol

Stylerod · 07-17-2007, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by Donkey®

People read into things based on their hopes and dreams.

WickedLou9 · 07-17-2007, 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by thomez

yall need some of this stuff

That stuff deactivated my taste buds for like a full day. I tried it once and then threw it out. Oddly enough I sent a complaint to crest via thier website... it was maybe a month later that I got a letter from them saying that they were sorry or something and that they believe thier product is good and there was a check for 5 bucks in there to cover the bottle.

thomez · 07-17-2007, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by WickedLou9

That stuff deactivated my taste buds for like a full day. I tried it once and then threw it out. Oddly enough I sent a complaint to crest via thier website... it was maybe a month later that I got a letter from them saying that they were sorry or something and that they believe thier product is good and there was a check for 5 bucks in there to cover the bottle.

wonder what was wrong with yours? I use mine all the time with no problems, this is my 2nd or 3rd bottle

sounds like good customer service though if they sent you a check

WickedLou9 · 07-17-2007, 12:10 PM

Origi