So Bush can clean his pooper! Bush undergoes colonoscopy, Cheney assumes powers By Pete Vere SooToday.com Friday, July 20, 2007 U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney will temporarily assume presidential powers tomorrow afternoon while President Bush undergoes a colonoscopy. The president will be under anesthesia during this procedure. Section 3 of ...
07-20-2007, 03:11 PM
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| Braccae tuae aperiuntur.  Reform Party NJ 
| Cheney Takes Control of the US tomorrow!!! So Bush can clean his pooper!
__________________ No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair. Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid: As we look back in history, the Founding Fathers would be cringing to hear people talking about eliminating earmarks. | ||||
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07-20-2007, 03:42 PM
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| For those about to rock...  libertarian Atlanta, GA
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07-20-2007, 03:45 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard  Communist Moscow
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07-20-2007, 03:51 PM
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| Dirty Liberal  Democrat South Jersey
| Originally Posted by thomez Well for one day there will be no question about which branch of the government he is in.. Quick! Issue subpoenas! 
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07-20-2007, 03:52 PM
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| Liberty, now and forever  Libertarian Party DFW
| Originally Posted by WickedLou9
__________________ “The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments or musty records. They are written, as with a sunbeam, in the whole volume of human nature, by the hand of the divinity itself; and can never be erased.” --Alexander Hamilton--  | ||||
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07-20-2007, 03:52 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard Communist Moscow
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07-20-2007, 03:59 PM
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| Never, never, never give up  Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Originally Posted by WickedLou9
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07-20-2007, 04:40 PM
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| I wonder Independent San Antonio, Texas
| Come on they cannot allow that. Darth Vader will just have Halliburton build him a space ship for three times the regular cost. | ||||
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07-20-2007, 04:46 PM
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| Dirty Liberal Democrat South Jersey
| Originally Posted by Rouger2 He will call a special session of the congress where he will get some rube to call for granting him special powers during a time of war. He will then create a grand army of the republic and go on a rampage through Iran, Syria, Pakistan, Lebanon, Afghanastan, North Korea and possibly Cuba and Venezuala if there is time.
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07-20-2007, 04:50 PM
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| Never, never, never give up Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Remember, when Cheney shoots someone. They apologize to HIM! | ||||
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07-20-2007, 04:54 PM
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| no es mi culpa  Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by WickedLou9
__________________ There is small disproportion betwixt a fool who useth not wit because he hath it not and him that useth it not when it should avail him. | ||||
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07-20-2007, 05:41 PM
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| Political Genius  Republican Yorba Linda Ca.
| Originally Posted by Rouger2
Now you know why the Death Stars were unfinished. And yes, we will have to kill you!  That and all the "Empire Union of Intergalatic Employees" Bullshit! 
__________________ Sock It To Me!  "Bureaucracy is a Parasite that Preys on Free Thought and Suffocates Free Spirit!" - Douglas Adams | ||||
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07-20-2007, 10:07 PM
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| For those about to rock... libertarian Atlanta, GA
| Originally Posted by RMNIXON
@ why the Death Star is unfinished | ||||
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07-21-2007, 12:53 AM
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| Administrator  libertarian Oklahoma
| He's not a part of the executive branch so how can he write executive orders?  | ||||
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07-21-2007, 12:54 AM
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| Monky Independent
| Originally Posted by thomez my very first thought.
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07-21-2007, 12:55 AM
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| tyop speicalist Religion Moderator  Capitalist California
| Originally Posted by WickedLou9
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07-21-2007, 12:55 AM
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| Left Wing Hack  Democrat Hastings, NE
| Serious question: Do we have to refer to him as President Cheney tomorrow? | ||||
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07-21-2007, 01:02 AM
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| Monky Independent
| Originally Posted by Simius i believe the proper title is "acting president cheney".
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07-21-2007, 01:18 AM
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| Left Wing Hack Democrat Hastings, NE
| Originally Posted by banzini Oh. I've been calling him that for the past 7 years.
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07-21-2007, 02:48 AM
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| One American Family at a Time.  Idealist The OC, California
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