So i was standing at the urinal

DosEquis · 08-21-2006, 12:42 PM

It was your basic 4 pot configuration with the Sloan laser guided flusher. Obviously the designer of this restroom did not have urinal ediquette in mind. The 4 pot configuration does not allow for

person - empty - person - empty - person.

Anyway its...

Me - Some guy - my dad - empty

I had a good buzz and I am checking out the unit that I am recycling my beer with. The brand is American Standard. Im like 'dad isn't there a little irony in that this toilet is "american standard"'. My dad says somethin like 'well at least our shitters are still made here'. Middle dude, clearly a republican, well bla bla reverse engineering bla bla build it right the first time bla bla bla.

Either way i found it humorous and i am REALLLY bored so i thought i would share.

Publius · 08-21-2006, 12:44 PM

...great story, would read again.

DosEquis · 08-21-2006, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Publius

...great story, would read again.

I can email you a link so you can get to it faster

Ardentfrost · 08-21-2006, 12:54 PM

I'm so confused right now

Publius · 08-21-2006, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Ardentfrost

I'm so confused right now

That's because it's only funny if you're drunk, I assume.

imind · 08-21-2006, 06:49 PM

i don't get it. whats with the reverse engineering comment?

JaJae · 08-21-2006, 06:51 PM

You guys weren't observing the rules of the urinals. Eyes forward, mouth shut, hands to yourself.

It's not that hard. It's people you like you who make those with weak bladders have difficulty.

Ardentfrost · 08-21-2006, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by JaJae

You guys weren't observing the rules of the urinals. Eyes forward, mouth shut, hands to yourself.

It's not that hard. It's people you like you who make those with weak bladders have difficulty.

I think this means Jajae has trouble with his wang

JaJae · 08-21-2006, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Ardentfrost

I think this means Jajae has trouble with his wang

Nah. The military takes that outta ya.

kinggovernor · 08-21-2006, 09:47 PM

why the fuck did I click on this thread

Ardentfrost · 08-21-2006, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by kinggovernor

why the fuck did I click on this thread

you were hoping to hear about some c0ck

motivez · 08-21-2006, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

So i was standing at the urinal ... Anyway its... Me - Some guy ... I had a good buzz and I am checking out the unit

imind · 08-21-2006, 10:35 PM

So i was standing at the urinal ... Anyway its... Me - Some guy ... I had a good buzz and I am checking out the unit

little freudian na(S)r(L)rat(I)io(P)n happening here.

DosEquis · 08-22-2006, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by imind

i don't get it. whats with the reverse engineering comment?

reverse engineering ...as in like.. develop ways to repair it instead of doing it right the first time

DosEquis · 08-22-2006, 01:52 AM

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Ardentfrost · 08-22-2006, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.