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[RMNIXON]

This will take 2 people so make sure you have someone to help out.

1.Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.You mayneed to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat isactually enjoying thisJ .

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a "power-wash and rinse". Now, This is where the extra person comes in..............

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroomand the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet,streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

[RMNIXON]

[RMNIXON]

[motivez]

animal abuse

[Linzyhop]

that's hysterical....

[WickedLou9]

Nice.

I don't like cats.

[RMNIXON]

Originally Posted by WickedLou9

Nice.

I don't like cats.

I have had good and bad experiances with cats. They tend to be real moody. I would never do this to any animal, but there are times when I would seriously think about it!

[DosEquis]

I thought "the Dog" was going to be the bounty hunter.