check out this piece of local police brilliance!!!!

[thomez]

http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_articl...?storyid=75057

Deputies making sure doors are locked before criminals notice
TWINSBURG TOWNSHIP -- The Summit County Sheriff's Department is taking a proactive approach to law enforcement, warning neighbors about unlocked doors.
"Going with the old adage, an ounce of prevention is definitely worth a pound of cure," says Deputy Mark Anspach. "If we can bring it to the attention to these businesses and residents that these problems exist, hopefully we can deter a criminal from taking advantage of them and making them a victim."

The deputies will leave a card at homes and businesses if no one is there, but they'll go in homes to make sure nothing is wrong if they find open doors, sometimes to the shock of residents.

"You get woke up in the middle of the night and somebody's walking around your house or flashing lights on you, it is scary," says Deputy Kirk DeStefano. "But, they feel more safe and secure that way than finding out it was someone trying to break into their house."

Deputies have found 412 unsecured doors on homes and business since January 1st.

The deputies are looking for unlocked doors primarily in Northfield Center, Twinsburg Township, Green, and Coventry.

WHAT THE FUCK??

I'm sure if they walked in my house and I shot them in the face I'd get charged with murder, too.

[WickedLou9]

They are actually entering peoples homes?

Umm. that's illegal and it violates thier 4th ammendment rights. WTF??

[thomez]

Originally Posted by WickedLou9

They are actually entering peoples homes?

Umm. that's illegal and it violates thier 4th ammendment rights. WTF??

they are clearly fucking morons

[Scrum]

They should wear ski masks on cold evenings.

I'm sure these citizens will appreciate it.

[Scrum]

Oh and maybe carry a wrench with them in case of a plumbing emergency.

[thomez]

this is probably authorized by some portion of the Patriot Act

[Publius]

Wow

[kinggovernor]

let's advertise the fact that our residents don't lock up at night

[Scrum]

Originally Posted by kinggovernor

let's advertise the fact that our residents don't lock up at night

And that if someone enters your house it may be the police. Don't interfere with them.

[Linzyhop]

i would sue the department.

what if i was fucking on my couch and the front door was unlocked and cops came in????? i'd sue them till their asses hurt.

[Roonie]

^^^^ you have left yourself wide open on that one trying to keep mouth shut!!

[Linzyhop]

i was making a point. whatever I do in the privacy of my home is my business. if cops just took it upon themselves to walk into my house unannounced I would have a SEVERE issue with that.

[WickedLou9]

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

i was making a point. whatever I do in the privacy of my home is my business. if cops just took it upon themselves to walk into my house unannounced I would have a SEVERE issue with that.

I think everyone in the country would as well.

[Ardentfrost]

Originally Posted by WickedLou9

I think everyone in the country would as well.

I dunno... I'm sure there's a "I have nothing to hide" crowd for even this level of invasion

[RMNIXON]

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

i would sue the department.

what if i was fucking on my couch and the front door was unlocked and cops came in????? i'd sue them till their asses hurt.

And you were NAKED!

[RMNIXON]

Originally Posted by WickedLou9

They are actually entering peoples homes?

Umm. that's illegal and it violates thier 4th ammendment rights. WTF??

That would be a yes and I must wonder why nobody bothered to point that out when this idea came up?

[Joe_Cool]

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

i would sue the department.

what if i was fucking on my couch and the front door was unlocked and cops came in????? i'd sue them till their asses hurt.

I know, I'd be pissed if they interrupted us.

[Linzyhop]

Originally Posted by Joe_Cool

I know, I'd be pissed if they interrupted us.

i know. it takes so long to get you calm enough to let me wear the strap on, then they'd walk in and ruin the adventurous fun of it all!

the nerve!!!!!

[Ardentfrost]

Originally Posted by Linzyhop

i know. it takes so long to get you calm enough to let me wear the strap on, then they'd walk in and ruin the adventurous fun of it all!

the nerve!!!!!

I knew you had a penis!

I never claimed it wasn't made of rubber

[Linzyhop]

Originally Posted by Ardentfrost

I knew you had a penis!

I never claimed it wasn't made of rubber

well i figured someone had to have a dick in this forum.