my own intervention for myself

[jimeigh]

Jimeigh, you need to chill out with all this waiting until late in the day to start your art projects. you need to do it, because what you're doing isnt healthy. you're drinking waaaayy too much caffeine, and why in the hell were you getting drunk in the middle of the day?

listen, asshole, you dont know my problem. my girlfriend has been visiting every weekend, this weekend being the exception, and so ive had to cram all my work into the week. do you have any idea how insane that was? so this weekend i decided to reward myself by having some me-time, with a bottle or two of magic hat.

magic hat isnt even really that good

fuck you, you sound just like my mother

anyway, what are you saying, that you're procrastinating to reward yourself for being a good student? that's the stupidest thing ive ever heard of. your girlfriend visiting you, and having lots, and lots, and lots of sex with you during the weekend is what should be the prize.

i must say, you kind of have a point. maybe though, she shouldnt visit every weekend? i mean, while the weekends are fun with the sex and the blowjobs and all, i do kinda need some time to myself to get wasted and ruin my body while im in my prime college years.

that may be true. maybe you should talk to her about it.

maybe

alright.

so what did we agree on?

okay, as far as i know, we've agreed that we're going to not procrastinate anymore, and we're going to maybe have to not have sex every weekend anymore. that'll suck.

but you'll still have porn

it's not the same!

who knows how to pleasure me better than me? and think of all the drugs you'll be taking

i DO like drugs...

a little too much if you ask me. that might be another problem. lay off the caffeine, for starters.

its odd because i dont even really like coffee so much

you do it to keep yourself awake, you idiot. and you need to keep awake because you procrastinate until the middle of the night

alright, alright. i think i've got it

are you sure?

yea

lets not do this again, though. these people might start to think we're crazy

... yea, you do have a point.

maybe we are a little crazy, tho?

just a bit.

lol, kthx

bai

[thomez]

[Nonphixion]

So did it work?

[Ardentfrost]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[RMNIXON]

Lay off the caffeine and stop talking to yourself!

Masterbation is Natural and Healthy for a Young Man....

[JaJae]

Late on your daily dose of Thorazine?

[Stylerod]

That was very entertaining.

[jimeigh]

oh sweet rapture