Carni - Vegan Compromise?

RMNIXON · 10-13-2007, 08:33 PM

Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley

October 12, 2007

OK, I have authored a Ground Breaking Treaty on the eating of Cows.

I call it the Great Carni Vegan Compromise.

Article One: YOU Here to forward the party known as the annoying Vegitarian STOP annoying ME Hence from now known as the Carnivore.

And I pledge to eat only those Cows who expire of old age, cheeze-hardened arteries, political and/or religious extremism, or bovicide.

There will now be 2 minutes of Public Discussion before enactment.

Anyone?

7960 · 10-13-2007, 08:44 PM

My daughter once told me she loves animals *so* much that she thought of becoming a vegetarian. But then she smelled bacon and said "Bye, pig."

Stylerod · 10-14-2007, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by 7960

My daughter once told me she loves animals *so* much that she thought of becoming a vegetarian. But then she smelled bacon and said "Bye, pig."

I made some steaks on the grill and I love mine rare. When I took them off the grill and on to a plate I put mine on the bottom of the pile and the rest on top of it. I set it on the table and my oldest asked what all the red stuff was on the bottom of the plate. I told him it was blood. He gave a

face and said "Meat has blood in it?" I told him yes and said steak is from cows blah-blah-blah. Well, we are eating and he asks to have one of my rare pieces. I gave it to him, he eats it and he gets a

look at says "Man! I had no idea blood tastes so good!!!"

motivez · 10-14-2007, 02:09 PM

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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RMNIXON · 10-14-2007, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Stylerod

"Man! I had no idea blood tastes so good!!!"

RMNIXON · 10-14-2007, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by motivez

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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