After 4 years of working full time while going to night school, one miserable summer studying for this exam, and nearly 3 months waiting for results, it's all over! As long as the board of bar examiners doesn't find anything wrong with my character & fitness during the next week ...
10-17-2007, 04:13 PM
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| Perpetual Noob Independent 
| I passed the bar! After 4 years of working full time while going to night school, one miserable summer studying for this exam, and nearly 3 months waiting for results, it's all over! As long as the board of bar examiners doesn't find anything wrong with my character & fitness during the next week or so, I'll be sworn in as an attorney on the 29th. Let the lawyer jokes begin... | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:16 PM
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| helluo librorum The Lab Moderator  Humanist Chicago Suburbs
| Congrats! Better pick up some high quality running shoes so you can keep up with the ambulances.  | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:17 PM
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| Liberty, now and forever  Libertarian Party DFW
| Awesome! Make sure you wear a bandage for the first few weeks and change it often, I hear it's easy to get an infection around the soul-removal site. | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:20 PM
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| no es mi culpa  Independent Beantown
| lol. congrats.
__________________ There is small disproportion betwixt a fool who useth not wit because he hath it not and him that useth it not when it should avail him. | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:21 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard  Communist Moscow
| I only pass the bar to get to a better one. | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:21 PM
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| Perpetual Noob Independent
| Originally Posted by Publius the entire period of law school is the soul removal process - it's slow and painful. 
By now, my wound has healed and I'm ready for action  | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:26 PM
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| Braccae tuae aperiuntur.  Reform Party NJ
| Congratulations. | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:30 PM
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| ipsa Scientia Potestas est  Pragmatist North Carolina
| Congrats dude  What area are you planning to focus on? And don't sweat the lawyer jokes, it's a real shame how 99% of lawyers give the entire profession a bad reputation  | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:31 PM
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| Mission Accomplished NOT!  Independent MN
| Congrats.... I come from a long line of lawyers. All my uncles some cousins, my grandparents, and great grandparents, and even my great great grandparent were all lawyers. Not me. | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:36 PM
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| no es mi culpa Independent Beantown
| A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains. "How much does it cost for engineer brain?" "Three dollars an ounce." "How much does it cost for programmer brain?" "Four dollars an ounce." "How much for lawyer brain?" "$1,000 an ounce." "Why is lawyer brain so much more?" "Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?" | ||||
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10-17-2007, 04:41 PM
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| ..... your a worthless poster  Realist
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It's not like you're going to get past this.
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10-17-2007, 05:12 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator  Democrat Omaha, NE
| I pass the bar every day on the way to work. har har har. | ||||
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10-17-2007, 05:21 PM
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| Dirty Liberal  Democrat South Jersey
| Sweet man , congrats. Now all you need is a job at a big corporate law firm where you can make 6 figures... and work 100 hours a week!  | ||||
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10-17-2007, 05:34 PM
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| no es mi culpa Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by DosEquis there's only one bar out in nebraska eh dos? damn..... and you drive by it every day. lucky man.
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10-17-2007, 06:35 PM
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| ..... your a worthless poster Realist
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop not lucky... the lucky man is the guy who stops at it every day.
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10-17-2007, 07:25 PM
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| Political Genius  Republican Yorba Linda Ca.
| Congratulations!  Now don't get a big head and run for political office!
__________________ Sock It To Me!  "Bureaucracy is a Parasite that Preys on Free Thought and Suffocates Free Spirit!" - Douglas Adams | ||||
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10-17-2007, 07:47 PM
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| I wonder Independent San Antonio, Texas
| If you all weren't so essential to our society we could get rid of you. Dam. Notice I have you already a lawyer because I know you will make it. congrats. | ||||
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10-17-2007, 07:48 PM
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| Never, never, never give up  Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Originally Posted by motivez Holy crap! My kids are asking why I'm laughing so hard!
 Anyway... Congrats Phantom. Time for you to make us all change our minds about you blood suckers!  | ||||
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10-17-2007, 08:18 PM
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| Braccae tuae aperiuntur. Reform Party NJ
| Originally Posted by motivez
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10-17-2007, 11:12 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator Democrat Omaha, NE
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop Omaha is FULL of bars. Thats about the only thing to do here, besides restaurants. Though it is some of the best steak in the country, and cheap since we have more cows than people in Nebraska... literally. There is over 3 million cattle and 1.7ish million people.
However, the small towns of like 200-300 people..they only have one bar..sometimes two. I went to Alliance, NE last weekend and I went to BOTH bars. Unless you want to count the VFW's. Each small town has their own local VFW with a bar in it. The BEST part about the small town bars is that drinks are stupid cheap and really good. A Goose vodka tonic is like $3 and its in a tall glass with probably 3-4 shots in it. In Omaha such a beverage would be $6 or $7. | ||||
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