I have a cell phone dilemma - Page 2
Originally Posted by Scrum Ewwww, they are going to resell your pee phone. Call it the new I P Phone !...
Originally Posted by Scrum Ewwww, they are going to resell your pee phone. Call it the new I P Phone !...
11-01-2007, 06:22 PM
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| Political Genius  Republican Yorba Linda Ca. 
| Originally Posted by Scrum 
Call it the new I P Phone! 
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11-01-2007, 08:15 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator  Democrat Omaha, NE
| Originally Posted by RMNIXON It is a PEEPEEC-6700
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11-01-2007, 08:18 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator Democrat Omaha, NE
| Originally Posted by 7960 I pissed on my tie once when i was taking a dump too. I sat down and put my elbow on my knee...chin in my hand...I was real hung over at work..nearly half asleep. Tie dangled between my legs and it got in the way.
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11-01-2007, 11:14 PM
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| ..... your a worthless poster  Realist
| Originally Posted by DosEquis 15 minutes before an interview I flushed a urinal and the way the mint was positioned it shot water all over the front of my suit.........minutes later, while I was drying myself in front of the air blower, the interviewer came in and saw me.
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11-02-2007, 09:01 AM
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| no es mi culpa  Independent Beantown
| i was at my stepmom's house in RI for christmas a few years back with my ex-boyfriend. it was days before we broke up and he went to the bathroom before we left for the night to go back to Boston. He ended up somehow peeing on his pants or not shaking fully before zipping back up. anyway, he had pee marks all the way down the front of his pants. when we ended up breaking up a few days later, on a side note he goes, the last time your family sees me they're always gonna remember I peed on myself. I was like, yup. 
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11-02-2007, 09:32 AM
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| Mission Accomplished NOT!  Independent MN
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop Wow that only happens when I am drunk. or maybe you guys just had sex?
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11-02-2007, 09:49 AM
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| no es mi culpa Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by Roonie on christmas night at my stepmom's house? don't think so.
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11-02-2007, 10:58 AM
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| ..... your a worthless poster Realist
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop chanceofgettingcaught sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>............ regular sex
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11-02-2007, 11:03 AM
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| Hamiltonian > Jeffersonian  Libertarian Party DFW
| i once killed the screen on my cell phone by sweating too much at an amusement park. It was in my pocket and the moisture killed the screen... Phone worked fine, just the screen wouldn't display anything. That's the only damage i've ever done to a cell phone. All the others i've had were just "new every two" replacements. | ||||
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11-02-2007, 11:08 AM
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| no es mi culpa Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by 7960
um, it was right before we broke up. we hadn't been having sex period. | ||||
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11-02-2007, 11:10 AM
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| Hamiltonian > Jeffersonian Libertarian Party DFW
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop break-up sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>............ regular sex
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11-02-2007, 11:13 AM
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| no es mi culpa Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by Publius
maybe i'm not conveying this properly. we weren't having sex at all. it had been like a month and a half. why the fuck do you think i broke up with him????????????????????? i digress. he peed on himself and that's the last time my step family saw him, with peemarks on his pants. i think it's rather fitting actually. | ||||
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11-02-2007, 11:16 AM
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| Hamiltonian > Jeffersonian Libertarian Party DFW
| Originally Posted by Linzyhop Maybe you should've acted sexier.
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11-02-2007, 11:18 AM
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| no es mi culpa Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by Publius i know. you're right. i'm ugly and fat. i knew so.
 if only I could be as hot and sexy as you...... | ||||
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