A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans too. Not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl ...
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| Michigan Week A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans too. Not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception. A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Michigan fan" she reports. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a proud OSU Fan" the girl said! The teacher is a little perturbed now. She asks Jane why she is an Ohio State Fan? "My Dad & Mom are Buckeye fans, so I'm a Buckeye fan, " she responds. The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Jane smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Michigan fan." Much Fichigan! Best rivalry in sports baby ![]()
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| I'd rather be dancing Green Party East Bumble, NJ ![]()
| And then that teacher would be fired for even doubting the ability of that child's parents. At least she would have time for more football then. | ||||
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| i do believe that joke was already used for the red sox/yankees rivarly which is the best rivarly in baseball. this year, as of right now, i would say the best rivalry is the pats/colts, although the pats/steelers might be good too.
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| Originally Posted by thomez
Of course that joke would never happen in real life. OSU fans are not that intelligent or articulate
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