So as a continuation to my complaints about public restrooms I witnessed something strange today. I was in one of the stalls and another person entered the stall next to mine. No it had nothing to do with foot tapping or hand waving or anything else that might be construed ...
11-27-2007, 05:17 PM
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| Dirty Liberal  Democrat South Jersey 
| Bathroom odditys and other irrelevant observations So as a continuation to my complaints about public restrooms I witnessed something strange today. I was in one of the stalls and another person entered the stall next to mine. No it had nothing to do with foot tapping or hand waving or anything else that might be construed as gay.  Anyhow, the person enters the stall next to me.. and because the stupid damn walls don't come all the way to the floor I can see his feet. This is where it gets wierd. The person closes the door, turns 90 degrees so he is directly facing the wall farthest from me, picks up his right leg and puts it on the toilet. Then he procedes to take a piss, practically standing over the toilet with one foot physically up on the toilet. I have never seen this approach before. I wonder what advatages that it might provide? It seems like an overly elaborate way to take a piss. Especially when there are urnials available. Then again maybe he just doesn't like using the urnial. | ||||
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11-27-2007, 05:21 PM
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| Mission Accomplished NOT!  Independent MN
| honestly you and your bathroom phobias/ behavior/ issues. I would say the guy has an ego/self esteem problem and is showing dominance by mounting the toilet and proceeding to relieve himself on the said object. The guy is probably a control freak that likes to have things done his way. By him mounting the toilet he is the alpha wolf and is hoping for obedience. Does this work? | ||||
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11-27-2007, 05:28 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator  Democrat Omaha, NE
| He probably uses his leg like a tap... only instead of pulling the handle down to pour...he puts a leg up to start the flow. The ones the annoy me are the ones that walk up and fart. They could at least let me finish so i wouldn't have to stand there and bake in their gas release. In 95% of cases...once you are setup at the urinal there is no stopping. | ||||
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11-27-2007, 05:29 PM
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| Dirty Liberal Democrat South Jersey
| Originally Posted by Roonie Perhaps! I wonder if it's cultural though. As I was washing my hands the guy came out and it was an Indian fellow. Like from India Indian. Those guys always spit into the sink after washing thier hands and I don't understand it. Sometimes they spit into the urnial after they go. 
 By the way I am not really serious about this stuff. I just find it amusing. | ||||
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11-27-2007, 06:42 PM
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| For those about to rock...  libertarian Atlanta, GA
| I suggest trying The Fonz... The Fonz was a cool dude, and whenever he would saddle up to a conversation, he would always turn his chair around backwards and sit in it. In reverence to this cool move, The Fonz is where you sit on the toilet backwards and take a shit. | ||||
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11-28-2007, 09:06 AM
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| no es mi culpa  Independent Beantown
| Originally Posted by WickedLou9 2 comments.
first, maybe the dude is going through a sex change operation to full blown male and that's the only way he-she can pee right now. second, instead of saying india indian or american indian, say dot or feather. it's much more clear, less typing and more comical. 
__________________ There is small disproportion betwixt a fool who useth not wit because he hath it not and him that useth it not when it should avail him. | ||||
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11-28-2007, 07:37 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard  Communist Moscow
| Maybe he had a boner?  | ||||
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11-29-2007, 01:17 PM
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| Braccae tuae aperiuntur.  Reform Party NJ
| Maybe he had to prop his back on the wall for some reason? And btw, you care way too much about what people other than yourself are doing in the bathroom. | ||||
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11-29-2007, 01:24 PM
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| Never, never, never give up  Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Bladder or prostate problems and he needed gravity to help the piss run out? If you would have seen all of him he might have looked he was doing the "I'm a little teapot" stance. | ||||
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11-29-2007, 01:38 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator Democrat Omaha, NE
| Originally Posted by thomez That requires the "super man" approach rather than a leg up.
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11-29-2007, 02:09 PM
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| minor irritant &/or non-entity News Moderator Contrarian Birmingham, UK
| Dear figment of my imagination Lou It is not the case anyone anywhere ever has organised legions of people to follow you into public toilets & there to perform perculiar defactory practices in an effort to drive you insane & thus divulge company secrets I feel it important that you remember this btw i've never seen any person of west asian appearence in the UK spit into the sink at all ever | ||||
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11-29-2007, 04:35 PM
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| Political Genius  Republican Yorba Linda Ca.
| Originally Posted by Roonie
I don't want to know! 
__________________ Sock It To Me!  "Bureaucracy is a Parasite that Preys on Free Thought and Suffocates Free Spirit!" - Douglas Adams | ||||
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11-29-2007, 04:48 PM
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| Never, never, never give up Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Originally Posted by DosEquis
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