...And she'll be staying at my house this weekend, starting Friday NIGHT! AAHHHHHHHHH! Any tips on dealing with an crazy Evangelical Christian for 48 hours? Does this mean I should hide the pot? (And for those of you blind to sarcasm....the last line is a JOKE. Like, when you are ...
09-06-2006, 06:44 PM
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| One American Family at a Time.  Idealist The OC, California 
| I just got off the phone with my Mom... ...And she'll be staying at my house this weekend, starting Friday NIGHT! AAHHHHHHHHH!  Any tips on dealing with an crazy Evangelical Christian for 48 hours? Does this mean I should hide the pot?  (And for those of you blind to sarcasm....the last line is a JOKE. Like, when you are a kid, and your parents invade your space, and you have to hide everything that you don't want them to see or find...kinda equating that kind of intrusion as in present day...like a Joke, about hiding things from your parents.....JOKE.)  Last edited by IminWonderland; 09-07-2006 at 07:10 PM.. | ||||
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09-06-2006, 06:51 PM
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| Banned  Conservative Government is another way to say Better Than You
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09-06-2006, 07:10 PM
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| Braccae tuae aperiuntur.  Reform Party NJ
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland Considering you've got kids I'd say so. 
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09-06-2006, 07:11 PM
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| Banned Conservative Government is another way to say Better Than You
| Originally Posted by JaJae permanently
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09-06-2006, 07:25 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Like ya'll don't have stuff you hide when your Mom comes to stay with you... Now, I gotta lock the Playboy channel, take the porn off my laptop, hide the sex toys, and give our crack to a neighbor.... Jeez....joke much? | ||||
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09-06-2006, 07:28 PM
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| Banned Conservative Government is another way to say Better Than You
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland i don't. i have nothing to hide nor anything i'm ashamed of.
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09-06-2006, 07:33 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by ballz2wallz Well, I guess I would consider it a lack of respect to leave my vibrator out while my Mother comes to stay in my house for a weekend...but that's just me.....
Are you sure you don't have a special bottle of Unscented lotion you might want to put back in the bathroom, like "where it should be"? | ||||
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09-06-2006, 07:33 PM
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| Braccae tuae aperiuntur. Reform Party NJ
| I'd clean up a little bit. Don't feel the need to hide anything though. | ||||
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09-06-2006, 07:33 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard  Communist Moscow
| my mom spent the night last night, I think she was lonely cause her man was working out of town I had nothing to hide | ||||
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09-06-2006, 07:34 PM
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| Braccae tuae aperiuntur. Reform Party NJ
| you leave your vibrator out? your kids every play with it thinking it's a toy? ... well not that it isn't | ||||
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09-06-2006, 07:39 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by JaJae No he's never gotten into that....But I did find a rubber in his room...still in the wrapper...but still!
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09-06-2006, 07:40 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by thomez I wish my Mom had a man. But, she says she is married to Christ....
I think if she was married to a man she could see, then she might not be so cranky all the time if you know what I mean.... | ||||
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09-06-2006, 07:41 PM
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| Pinko Commie Bastard Communist Moscow
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland my mom was single (to my knowledge) from the time I was 4 until I was 19. Quite amazing.
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09-06-2006, 07:48 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by thomez My Mom's been celibate (or is it celebant?) since becoming "Born Again" 11 years ago.
But, since she's moved her religious fundamentalism has gotten worse. It's hard having a relationship with her, and even harder on my Husband when she comes to visit because she keeps trying to "save" us. It's hard when she visits. OH to have a normal mother........oh well, I'll just try to be a normal mother instead... | ||||
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09-06-2006, 08:06 PM
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| All this talk of moms yet I don't see a single nood? Ya'll are gay. | ||||
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09-06-2006, 08:25 PM
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| For those about to rock...  libertarian Atlanta, GA
| My mother is the super-Christian type too... She came and visited this past Jan right after I had a New Year's party at my place where everyone brought alcohol of various types, drank a bit, and left all the remainders at my house (best kinda party  ). She opened my fridge and it was slam packed full of shit. She looked at me and I was like "umm... not all that is mine" lol | ||||
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09-06-2006, 08:26 PM
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| I DIDNT KNOW THAT  Corpus Christi, Texas
| I know exactly what you are saying.......It isnt gonna go away anytime soon, it took me well into my 30's before my mom realized who I really was. It was a slow process, not because I was ashamed of anything I did but because I lost my taste for the hassle. It took me 25 years to get past 12 years old with my mother. Well you better get started puttin that stuff away, dont give her anymore ammo than you need too.  | ||||
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09-06-2006, 08:26 PM
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| I DIDNT KNOW THAT Corpus Christi, Texas
| Originally Posted by Donkey® What is a nood?
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09-06-2006, 08:27 PM
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| I DIDNT KNOW THAT Corpus Christi, Texas
|  Originally Posted by Ardentfrost You turned 12 years old too.
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09-06-2006, 08:28 PM
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| For those about to rock... libertarian Atlanta, GA
| Originally Posted by KatKanPlay A pornographic photograph. nood = nude
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