The Federal Government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while ...
02-02-2008, 07:43 PM
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| Political Genius  Republican Yorba Linda Ca. 
| A message from President Bush: The Federal Government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! 
__________________ Sock It To Me!  "Bureaucracy is a Parasite that Preys on Free Thought and Suffocates Free Spirit!" - Douglas Adams | ||||
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02-03-2008, 01:07 PM
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| ..... your a worthless poster  Realist
| I have not heard that same joke about every president for the past 39 years. | ||||
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02-04-2008, 12:57 AM
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| laissez-faire  Capitalist
| that's a pretty cute lil illustration | ||||
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