If I were King

[Dispatcher]

Originally Posted by thatguyoverthere

There are many policy and political things I would do, but the first thing would be to institute a law that anyone that burns popcorn at work or in an apartment building is immediately fired or evicted.

Everyone gets one pass for burning popcorn, and that is when they are fourteen years old. Anyone over 14 and burning popcorn is a moron and needs severe punishment.

Popcorn takes roughly three minutes to pop. Let me be perfectly clear: If you are too busy to stand by the microwave for three minutes until your popcorn is done popping, you are too busy to be eating popcorn.

Vote for me for King!

OK, you got my vote.

[thatguyoverthere]

That better not be burned popcorn you're dancing around!

[David Octavius]

Originally Posted by thewise1

I wouldn't vacate the seat of power because someone else would just take it.

We have a winner! Thus the reason libertarianism will never work in reality

[Scrum]

Originally Posted by motivez

I'm waiting for a libertarian to come in here and say "If I were King, I'd abdicate the throne and give my people the freedom they deserve!"

[jimeigh]

Originally Posted by David Octavius

We have a winner! Thus the reason libertarianism will never work in reality