Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for ...
07-03-2008, 03:56 PM
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| Lame Obama Joke Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation | ||||
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09-03-2008, 11:08 PM
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09-04-2008, 11:01 AM
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| Originally Posted by Sir John lulz 
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09-04-2008, 02:38 PM
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10-06-2008, 12:16 AM
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| Dear Rush, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a white supremist. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling moonshine. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. And BTW I'm their best customer. I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville for the molesting of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with three alter boys. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time 'working girl'. All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John McCain for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation and faithful Klan Affiliate | ||||
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10-06-2008, 12:36 AM
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| Originally Posted by kinggovernor Yay Racism.
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__________________ What do you get for pretending the danger's not real Meek and obedient you follow the leader Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel What a surprise! A look of terminal shock in your eyes Now things are really what they seem No, this is no bad dream. | ||||
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10-06-2008, 08:06 AM
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| Originally Posted by HughRuss The joke doesn't discuss race at all... that's your interpretation. These jokes are nothing new. They go around every election cycle.
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10-06-2008, 08:23 AM
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| Originally Posted by HughRuss where is the racism, you fucking moron.
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10-06-2008, 11:25 PM
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| Originally Posted by kinggovernor
So much for your speach on playing nicely with each other. | ||||
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10-06-2008, 11:54 PM
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| Originally Posted by kinggovernor Who said there was racism in the diatribe?
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10-07-2008, 12:11 AM
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| Originally Posted by Heres Johnny you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where im from we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.
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10-07-2008, 12:15 AM
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| hey, there's a missing link here. | ||||
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10-07-2008, 12:34 AM
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| Anarcho-Aurelian Meritocrat Chasey Lain
| Originally Posted by kinggovernor And where do I say "that joke is racist"?
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10-07-2008, 06:30 PM
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| Yeah, the McCain one's much funnier. | ||||
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10-07-2008, 09:02 PM
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| Originally Posted by HughRuss I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.
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10-07-2008, 09:07 PM
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| I believe you would bhave like this. Here's your sign. | ||||
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10-07-2008, 09:30 PM
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| Anarcho-Aurelian Meritocrat Chasey Lain
| Originally Posted by kinggovernor I don't have a girlfriend
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10-15-2008, 10:45 PM
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| Originally Posted by Heres Johnny Sorry, I don't buy it. In real life, Worried About My Reputation and faithful Klan Affiliate would be selling crystal meth.
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