Women: How to turn off a man

[Dispatcher]

When it comes to women, there are three things that turn me off every time.
1. Tattoos
I can understand if you get a tat because you just crossed the equator on a naval ship, but women with tats will always look tacky to me.

2. Women who pluck out there eyebrows, then draw or paint eyebrows back on.
Usually it's older women who do this. But I don't get it. You can tell it's not their real eyebrows because they are flat and you can't see any hair.

3. Short hair.
I know why some women wear their hair short. Long hair can be a pain in the ass. But when people aren't sure what gender you are, your hair is too damn short.

[7960]

you're old...you know that, right?

[Dispatcher]

Originally Posted by 7960

you're old...you know that, right?

Age is relative. Some people would consider YOU old, no matter what your age.

[kinggovernor]

Originally Posted by 7960

you're old...you know that, right?

I agree with all three

[thatguyoverthere]

Originally Posted by Dispatcher

When it comes to women, there are three things that turn me off every time.
1. Tattoos
I can understand if you get a tat because you just crossed the equator on a naval ship, but women with tats will always look tacky to me.

I dunno, the lower back ones aren't that bad, especially when they bend over.

Look at us, objectifying women!

Originally Posted by Dispatcher

2. Women who pluck out there eyebrows, then draw or paint eyebrows back on.
Usually it's older women who do this. But I don't get it. You can tell it's not their real eyebrows because they are flat and you can't see any hair.

Yeah, that's pretty bad. I think it might have to do with hair loss more than cosmetic error in most cases though. Any young woman doing this is plain nuts and doesn't realize she looks like a mime.

Originally Posted by Dispatcher

3. Short hair.
I know why some women wear their hair short. Long hair can be a pain in the ass. But when people aren't sure what gender you are, your hair is too damn short.

I disagree strongly on this one. I think short hair on a woman is very attractive.

Woman Power!

[WickedLou9]

I agree with the second two. The tattoo thing, it depends. If it's small and tasteful it's OK. The one on the lower back is known as the "tramp stamp". It means shes a who-ah. Girls with lots of tats are usually messed up in the head or are way out there, like into wicca and stuff.

[7960]

Originally Posted by WickedLou9

I agree with the second two. The tattoo thing, it depends. If it's small and tasteful it's OK. The one on the lower back is known as the "tramp stamp". It means shes a who-ah. Girls with lots of tats are usually messed up in the head or are way out there, like into wicca and stuff.

and guys with goatees are usually pedophiles

[Rouger2]

Never been a tatoo man. I can put up with it, but I sure would not like it to be the thing to do for the majority. It is and should continue to be a rebel thing the people who are not into comformity.
Painted on eye brows just about always look ugly but I don't mind them, women doing that still are trying.
Short hair on some women looks good even the butch cut, but on some not so great.

[JaJae]

I'm not a fan of tattoos either. It's a turnoff for me, even if it's small and "tasteful." Painted eyebrows is a definitely no-go for me. And short hair depends on the girl, but I tend to prefer longer hair.

[7960]

[Dispatcher]

Originally Posted by 7960

Precisely

[Donkey®]

I will agree with 2 and 3...so my list looks like this:

1: Drawn in eyebrows - sigh.


2: Short hair - Boys have short hair.


3: The ones that can speak - Nothing good can come of it.

[thatguyoverthere]

Holy shnikies, that "sharpies" picture is something else. I suppose I can stretch my imagination and guess that what the girl on the right did to her eyebrows might make sense to her on some level, as if she had been looking at her own face for so long that she can't really tell what looks good and what looks bad anymore, like when you say a word over and over until it loses it's meaning.

But the girl on the left, she has no excuse. She looks at herself in the mirror and says "Yeah, that looks good..."? Mind boggling.

[kombayn]

Originally Posted by Dispatcher

When it comes to women, there are three things that turn me off every time.
1. Tattoos
I can understand if you get a tat because you just crossed the equator on a naval ship, but women with tats will always look tacky to me.

My girlfriend has five tattoos. I like them, they're not over-bearing.

2. Women who pluck out there eyebrows, then draw or paint eyebrows back on.
Usually it's older women who do this. But I don't get it. You can tell it's not their real eyebrows because they are flat and you can't see any hair.

I agree here. I think it's tacky.

3. Short hair.
I know why some women wear their hair short. Long hair can be a pain in the ass. But when people aren't sure what gender you are, your hair is too damn short.

I've seen girls with short-hair that are attractive. If it works for them, I'm all for it. If they start looking like one of my roommates, then they need to grow that shit out.

[motivez]

I agree with 2 the most. Who thinks that shit looks good? Normal eyebrows, please.

1 and 3 depend on the girl and the style.

[jimeigh]

how short are we talking about when we say "short" hair on women?

because stuff like this:


is hot.

[Dylith]

I agree with the first two, I also rather dislike makeup, and dyed/colored/heavily highlighted hair.

[Donkey®]

Originally Posted by jimeigh

how short are we talking about when we say "short" hair on women?

because stuff like this:


is hot.

What a handsome man.

[kinggovernor]

Originally Posted by jimeigh

how short are we talking about when we say "short" hair on women?

because stuff like this:


is hot.

that is disgusting

[motivez]

I dunno who that is, but uh:









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