*GLOBAL WARMING* :run:

[Dumpy Dooby]

GLOBAL WARMING

If you pay attention to the media these days, then it probably wouldn't surprise you to learn that GLOBAL WARMING is the greatest threat facing humanity ever. You probably would be surprised to learn that there are some crazy idiots out there who think that GLOBAL WARMING isn't real, or its effects are exaggerated. Those people are crazy idiots. I feel it's my responsibility (and my responsibility alone) to clear up all the misinformation about GLOBAL WARMING. Consider the following irrefutable evidence:



GLOBAL WARMING occurs when too many greenhouse gases such as Carbon Dioxide (CO2) enter the atmosphere. Greenhouse gases are substances that



trap the heat from the sun so that it cannot escape the Earth's atmosphere. Over time this



heat builds up until



every living thing







dies.



Scientists think that we have





about ten years before



GLOBAL WARMING



destroys the Earth.





People who doubt GLOBAL WARMING



are not real scientists.













































In conclusion:









So there you have it. The irrefutable evidence. Of course, some people will never be convinced. In the future, those people will not be permitted to live. Until then, just remember:

Source: http://speterdavis.com/warming.html

[kinggovernor]

this worked for Al Borland

[saabguy]

[Phantom]

This post gave me a great idea:

I could sponsor a "Hug a Polar Bear" festival where scientists and those most concerned about global warming can give a hug to a cute, soft and most importantly - hungry polar bear.

Anyone here willing to contribute?

[Rouger2]

How can something so dangerous look so cute.

[Smull]

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.


I love the onion.

[Schrödinger's Cat]

This is no laughing matter.

[Scrum]

Originally Posted by Smull

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore—who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save—launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.


I love the onion.

Now that's funny.