What Is Your Nationality?

Diamond Cross · 09-22-2006, 10:56 PM

I'm just curious.

I am an American, currently living in California.

Scrum · 09-22-2006, 11:12 PM

<--- American in Illinois.

Ardentfrost · 09-22-2006, 11:41 PM

American in Atlanta, GA

curlyque221 · 09-23-2006, 12:18 AM

According to my nut of an Anthropology professor, the term American is ethnocentric and inaccurate.

Therefore I am an United States-ian in Jersey.

But really I am third generation Italian/Polish.

Donkey® · 09-23-2006, 01:05 AM

3rd gen Italian...or is it 2nd? My grandparents all came from the boot.

IminWonderland · 09-23-2006, 01:32 AM

I am a Californian.

My heritage?

I am a quarter Mexican, and the rest a mix of Irish and English....

I don't look at all Mexican, but you should see my Family Reunions...

SoFlaJDM · 09-23-2006, 06:51 PM

I was born in Boston, MA. Both my parents are Colombian

ballz2wallz · 09-23-2006, 07:14 PM

American.

archangel003 · 09-23-2006, 08:50 PM

American of Czech/French descent.

Thorgrim · 09-23-2006, 08:53 PM

American of pure Anglo-Saxon descent

Diamond Cross · 09-23-2006, 09:46 PM

CHerokee/German Descent

ballz2wallz · 09-23-2006, 10:41 PM

German, English, Swedish, Spanish, Scottish descent

thomez · 09-25-2006, 08:17 PM

saltine

kinggovernor · 09-25-2006, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by curlyque221

According to my nut of an Anthropology professor, the term American is ethnocentric and inaccurate.

Therefore I am an United States-ian in Jersey.

But really I am third generation Italian/Polish.

please tell him I said "shut the fuck up, faggot"

k thnks

curlyque221 · 09-25-2006, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by kinggovernor

please tell him I said "shut the fuck up, faggot"

k thnks

Sounds about right...It's a female professor. And she is awful.

kinggovernor · 09-25-2006, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by curlyque221

Sounds about right...It's a female professor. And she is awful.

just call her a lesbian then

Publius · 09-26-2006, 12:23 AM

Texamerican

lew · 09-26-2006, 12:38 AM

Floridian.

American.

Of pure white anglo-saxon Protestant stock.

Thorgrim · 09-26-2006, 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by lew

Floridian.

American.

Of pure white anglo-saxon Protestant stock.

how about that, we have the same ancestors...you have a cool coat of arms in England?

lets make some irish and italian jokes

Diamond Cross · 09-26-2006, 06:57 AM

Okay, here's one for you;

The waiter was standing behind the counter, when an elderly Irishman came into the restaurant from the cold. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the stool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked down at the end of the counter and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The waiter nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus a cup of coffee, too.

The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the counter and asked for a glass of milk. He also looked down the the way and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the counter. The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of milk, too.

The third patron to enter the restaurant was a redneck, who swaggered to the counter and hollered, "Waiter, gimme a bowl of grits! Hey, is that God's Son down there?" The waiter nodded, so the redneck told him to give Jesus a bowl of grits, too.

As Jesus got up to leave, He walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength come back to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door. Jesus touched the Italian and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Italian felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.

Jesus walked toward the redneck, but the redneck jumped back and exclaimed, "Don't touch me! I'm drawin' disability!"