Barack Hussein Obama killed his grandmother.

[Dumpy Dooby]

Obama flies to Hawaii to visit his grandmother and just a few days later she winds up dead. Coincidence? Perhaps.

But consider this. There was one person on Earth who could blow the lid off of Obama's dirty little secret, and right before the election no less; I am talking, of course, about the fact that he was not born in America and is thus not a United States citizen and not qualified to run for office.

Don't believe me? Take a look at this link:

Democrat: Obama's grandma confirms Kenyan birth

Obama knew he had to stop this info from leaking at a time when it was so crucial for him to look good in the eyes of the world; so what did he do about it? He silenced the one person who could leak the info, most likely by a slow acting poison that would take effect once he safely left Hawaii and was back in the continental US and thus out of the line of suspicion. And not only was he shutting her up, he was earning a sympathy vote by some undecided voters or Republicans not totally in favor of McCain who would now vote for him knowing that he recently lost a loved one and needed a win.

The far-left media are so in the tank for Obama that they aren't demanding a pursuit of this travesty; Obama's grandmother needs an exhumation from her grave and must be given a proper autopsy by an unbiased scientist who can accurately determine whether foul play was involved in her death...but of course that'll never happen, not with the world so far up Obama's ass right now.

So congratulations America, not only have you elected a Muslim and a Socialist, you've elected a possible serial killer too.

[Scrum]

[Photon1001]

You do know that even if he was born in Kenya, his mother being an American citizen makes him a natural-born citizen. Other candidates have been born offshore, in territories, etc, including John McCain, btw.

McCain’s Canal Zone Birth Prompts Queries About Whether That Rules Him Out

Of course we all know though, that Obama is clearly a daywalker and that he sucked his out grandmother's blood as part of a complex vampire voodoo ritual that guaranteed his election day victory.

[thatguyoverthere]

Aaagh! Reverse Vampires!

[kinggovernor]

[Photon1001]

[Mtebow32]

"A Natural Born Citizen is born to two American Citizens on American Soil."
**Don't assume conservatives are sheeple and would have voted for McCain no matter what. He was the manchurian candidate in fact. But keep up the solid work there buddy!

[Jeff Z.]

I found this story fascinating. Barry's granny, who claims to have been present at the time of his birth in Kenya, drops dead just days after he visits her. Priceless!

[Stylerod]

My wifes mom is worried that Obama might be the anti-Christ.

[HughRuss]

Originally Posted by Stylerod

My wifes mom is worried that Obama might be the anti-Christ.

Tell her she's historically misplaced. Nero was the antichrist.

[Schrödinger's Cat]

Originally Posted by Stylerod

My wifes mom is worried that Obama might be the anti-Christ.

My baptist family was likewise raving about that when he was elected. It is funny that they still pay their taxes and go about their days as if the country wasn't being run by the anti-Christ.

Originally Posted by HughRuss

Tell her she's historically misplaced. Nero was the antichrist.

1 John 4:3 - And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

Oh noes! I is da anti-christ.

[HughRuss]

Originally Posted by Schrödinger's Cat

1 John 4:3 - And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

Oh noes! I is da anti-christ.

Yeah, all who deny, and Nero.

In both ancient Greek and Hebrew, letters also represented numerals (as they do in Latin), their values assigned according to the order of the alphabet, alpha and aelph, for example, having the numerical value of 1. By adding these values, words could be represented as the sum of their numbers. This literation of numbers and numeration of letters was known as isopsephism by the Greeks and gematria by the Jews (which, in cabalistic practice, has been used to interpret Hebrew scripture). If the Greek spelling of Nero Caesar (Neron Kaisar) is transliterated into Hebrew (nrwn qsr), the numerical equivalent is 666.

Nero as the Antichrist

[JaJae]

Funniest fucking thing I ever did see:
William K. Wolfrum Chronicles Blog Archive Conservatives must all work tirelessly to prove Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen

[JaJae]

Funniest fucking thing I ever did see:
William K. Wolfrum Chronicles Blog Archive Conservatives must all work tirelessly to prove Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen

Obama murdered his grandmother to keep her from speaking out about him. True.

[Stylerod]

Originally Posted by JaJae

Funniest fucking thing I ever did see:
William K. Wolfrum Chronicles Blog Archive Conservatives must all work tirelessly to prove Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen

The birth announcement in the Honolulu Advertiser on Aug. 13, 1961. was planted by Obama’s grandparents just in case their grandson needed to prove his U.S. citizenship in order to run for president someday. - True.

[Stylerod]

Originally Posted by HughRuss

Tell her she's historically misplaced. Nero was the antichrist.

I just don't say anything. She is the sweetest woman in the world. But as soon as the talk goes to politics I immediately change the subject to something food or garden related and she takes the bait every time.

[Dispatcher]

Originally Posted by thatguyoverthere

Aaagh! Reverse Vampires!

Yeah, I hate it when that happens.