I have finally come to realize why it takes old men so long to take a dump. It is really not the process of dumping most of the time, it is merely sitting there for 10 minutes just to get some peace and quiet. Just 10 minutes of quiet, without ...
10-02-2006, 03:52 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator  Democrat Omaha, NE 
| I have figured it out... only took 25 years I have finally come to realize why it takes old men so long to take a dump. It is really not the process of dumping most of the time, it is merely sitting there for 10 minutes just to get some peace and quiet. Just 10 minutes of quiet, without someone bitching, without needing to think, is quite refreshing. Old guys, I understand now. | ||||
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10-02-2006, 04:00 PM
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| ipsa Scientia Potestas est  Pragmatist North Carolina
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10-02-2006, 04:22 PM
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| Anti-War, Anti-State, Pro-Free Market  Capitalist
| My bathroom breaks usually last about 30+ minutes.  | ||||
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10-02-2006, 04:36 PM
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| ipsa Scientia Potestas est Pragmatist North Carolina
| 30+? Do you have some kind of heated toilet seat that gives you an ass massage or something? | ||||
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10-02-2006, 04:37 PM
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| Never, never, never give up  Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Originally Posted by DosEquis That's it! Sometimes I sit on the shitter when I don't even have to go, just to have a few minutes to myself. 
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10-02-2006, 04:55 PM
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| helluo librorum The Lab Moderator  Humanist Chicago Suburbs
| Originally Posted by Stylerod
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10-02-2006, 05:11 PM
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| Anti-War, Anti-State, Pro-Free Market Capitalist
| Originally Posted by motivez
No, but I'm usually reading a great book or magazine. | ||||
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10-02-2006, 05:38 PM
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| One American Family at a Time.  Idealist The OC, California
| I miss going to the bathroom alone...  | ||||
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10-02-2006, 05:51 PM
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| ..... your a worthless poster  Realist
| Originally Posted by DosEquis it's why I bring my laptop in the bathroom...........my wife makes fun of me for doing it; I tell her "it's the only time I get to myself all day."
she's not amused | ||||
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10-02-2006, 05:51 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator Democrat Omaha, NE
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland explain how girls being around each other causes them to go into the monthly maintenence cycle at the same time... this synchronization business is the 8th wonder of the world.
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10-02-2006, 05:52 PM
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| ..... your a worthless poster Realist
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland door + lock = "can I have some privacy PLEASE!"
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10-02-2006, 05:57 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by DosEquis I don't know for sure...
But I have heard that because Humans are mammals, and many mammals in the wild, the females will have the same "cycle" or go into heat all at the same time. This could be because it is better in the wild, to maybe not attract predators because of the excretions, that they all do it at the same time, instead of one at a time, and then basically have continueous bait set out to be attacked. That's just what I've gathered....watching Animal Planet. But I'm no science major! | ||||
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10-02-2006, 05:58 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by 7960
You make it sound so simple....My kid is potty training so we took the door lock thing off so he can go in and take care of business...But now he's decided that he needs to go, when I am in there already going... I am told that when they move out, I'll get my privacy back... But, until then, I've lost my modesty. | ||||
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10-02-2006, 06:00 PM
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| Master Debator Election Moderator Democrat Omaha, NE
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland Just drop a huge fatty in there after some great mexican food. They will turn around and think twice.
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10-02-2006, 06:01 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by DosEquis
 You'd think that huh? Kids are facinated with feces. No matter the smell. My kid took a, in his words "giant normous POOP!" and he seriously talked about it for days. I've given up. | ||||
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10-02-2006, 06:06 PM
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| Junkie  Conservative Party
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland thought you were in favor of group bathrooms ?
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10-02-2006, 06:24 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by Diesel66 I am in the public arena.
I get more privacy in a bathroom stall at Walmart than I do at home. Group bathroom does not mean just toliets in a room, witheveryone sitting next to eachother. | ||||
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10-02-2006, 06:31 PM
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| Junkie Conservative Party
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland except that is how it works in a men's room.
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10-02-2006, 06:44 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by Diesel66 Why are you derailing this thread?
If you want to debate dual gender bathrooms, then make a thread about it. This thread is about going potty in the HOME. Which, are already a DUAL gender bathroom. | ||||
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10-02-2006, 06:55 PM
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| Junkie Conservative Party
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland wouldnt want to derail a topic so serious as this
 Just trying to figure out why you suddenly want privacy but were preaching that nakedness was nothing to be ashamed of ? And men were homophobes if they dared to say they dont want to shower next with gaymen | ||||
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