So I guess the Raid isn't working fast enough for her, because tonight on the way home from dinner she's sitting there slapping her sandal on the dashboard and window, so I rolled down her window. She looks out the window, sticks her hand out with the sandal in hand, ...
07-26-2006, 07:45 PM
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| Hamiltonian > Jeffersonian  Libertarian Party DFW 
| My girlfriend is trying to kill me v.2.0 So I guess the Raid isn't working fast enough for her, because tonight on the way home from dinner she's sitting there slapping her sandal on the dashboard and window, so I rolled down her window. She looks out the window, sticks her hand out with the sandal in hand, and just lets it go.  Guess who had to pull over and run out into traffic and get her sandal, part of an $8 pair from Payless. 
__________________ “The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments or musty records. They are written, as with a sunbeam, in the whole volume of human nature, by the hand of the divinity itself; and can never be erased.” --Alexander Hamilton--  | ||||
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07-26-2006, 08:43 PM
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| Lurker  libertarian
| Originally Posted by Publius
she did?? i mean, it wasn't you who dropped it out the window   | ||||
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07-26-2006, 10:33 PM
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| One American Family at a Time.  Idealist The OC, California
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07-27-2006, 09:04 AM
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| Hamiltonian > Jeffersonian Libertarian Party DFW
| Originally Posted by willis you must not know the female thought process, THEY screw up = WE fix it.
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07-27-2006, 09:04 AM
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| Hamiltonian > Jeffersonian Libertarian Party DFW
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland Snakes on a plane
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07-27-2006, 12:41 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by Publius
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07-27-2006, 12:41 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by Publius
Well DUH. If we always fixed everything ourselves, then what would we need you for? | ||||
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07-29-2006, 02:33 PM
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| Never, never, never give up  Conservative Party High Point, NC
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland
Aahhaaa!!! | ||||
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07-29-2006, 04:25 PM
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| You poop from your mouth.  Populist
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland You need us to do your logical thinking for you.
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07-29-2006, 07:10 PM
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| One American Family at a Time. Idealist The OC, California
| Originally Posted by archangel003 See that is where your foresight ends...
We are just pretending to let you guys run things. Because Lord knows if we showed all of you how incompetent you really are, then you'd realize the only thing we need you for is opening pickle jars.  | ||||
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07-29-2006, 07:41 PM
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| You poop from your mouth. Populist
| Originally Posted by IminWonderland
 For years I thought it was the Jews running things, now I know how deep the conpiracy runs!  | ||||
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