I Was Eating A Sandwich For Dinner And...

Diamond Cross · 10-07-2006, 12:14 AM

....I sneezed really good. Loud enough to wake the dead, then got a whole bunch of snot on it.

Everybody was grossed out.

I threw the sandwich away.

motivez · 10-07-2006, 12:16 AM

thx info

KatKanPlay · 10-07-2006, 12:18 AM

Is there a moral to this story?

Diamond Cross · 10-07-2006, 01:46 AM

There could be, but you'd have to pay me and then I'd have to kill ya after I told ya.

7960 · 10-07-2006, 11:24 AM

why'd you throw it away?

motivez · 10-07-2006, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by 7960

why'd you throw it away?

Because he's not a fan of sandwhich-enhancing all natural nose dressing.

7960 · 10-07-2006, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by motivez

Because he's not a fan of sandwhich-enhancing all natural nose dressing.

napkin, dab-dab, good as new

KatKanPlay · 10-07-2006, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by 7960

napkin, dab-dab, good as new

Does the 5 second rule apply here?

imind · 10-07-2006, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by KatKanPlay

Does the 5 second rule apply here?

i don't think so, as its not mentioned on wiki, and i can find no exceptions for snot covered toast anywhere on teh intrawebs.

The rule states that foods—particularly sweet foods like cookies—that have fallen to the ground will not contract any germs until five seconds have passed. The rule provides a convenient rationale for eating food off the floor, and is usually invoked when a group of people are present (as a polite fiction). Thus, for example, a person might drop a dry jelly bean, pick it up quickly, tell his friends "five second rule" and then eat the candy.

The five-second rule is seldom invoked in the case of sticky foods, such as ice cream, cold cuts, or jelly beans which have been moistened, particularly if visibly dirty. It is also rarely used in cases of toast landing buttered-side-down. The five-second rule is rarely applied to other people's food, although many instances have been documented. The origin of the five-second rule is unknown.

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it would seem that he was correct to throw it away.

KatKanPlay · 10-07-2006, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by imind

i don't think so, as its not mentioned on wiki, and i can find no exceptions for snot covered toast anywhere on teh intrawebs.

it would seem that he was correct to throw it away.

WHEW!

7960 · 10-07-2006, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by imind

i don't think so, as its not mentioned on wiki, and i can find no exceptions for snot covered toast anywhere on teh intrawebs.

it would seem that he was correct to throw it away.

No! My mother's rule is "never waste food." Since everything that hit the sandwich came from him and didn't come from a "nether-region" then according to mother's rule he should not have thrown it out but should instead have wiped and eaten..... and come on. Exactly how much actually hit the sandwich, hmm?

ballz2wallz · 10-07-2006, 10:43 PM

It was already from your mouth; couldn't have hurt you.

KatKanPlay · 10-07-2006, 10:53 PM

So does this mean eating boogers is okay???

Ardentfrost · 10-07-2006, 11:53 PM

Didn't your mom ever tell you to cover your mouth and nose when you sneeze?

7960 · 10-08-2006, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by KatKanPlay

So does this mean eating boogers is okay???

every kid has eaten boogers, i've never heard of a kid dying from it

imind · 10-08-2006, 07:07 PM

every kid has eaten boogers,

never in my life have i eaten a boog.

Since everything that hit the sandwich came from him and didn't come from a "nether-region" then according to mother's rule he should not have thrown it out but should instead have wiped and eaten.....

i have a friend who picked his toenails before bed-time and chewed on them. he would wake up and find them between his cheek and gums.

he did this well into his college years.

KatKanPlay · 10-08-2006, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by imind

never in my life have i eaten a boog.
i have a friend who picked his toenails before bed-time and chewed on them. he would wake up and find them between his cheek and gums. he did this well into his college years.

NOw that cant be good as it isnt bodily produced.

ballz2wallz · 10-08-2006, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by imind

i have a friend who picked his toenails before bed-time and chewed on them. he would wake up and find them between his cheek and gums. he did this well into his college years.

I've done that quite a bit myself. It's lovely...

7960 · 10-08-2006, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by imind

never in my life have i eaten a boog.

yes, you have........EVERY kid eats boogers.

ballz2wallz · 10-08-2006, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by 7960

yes, you have........EVERY kid eats boogers.

I never have...seriously. I don't think every kid does it. But I've known people that have and thought it was disgusting, even as a young kid.