Redskins vs Cowboys

[Donkey®]

I hate both teams. Cooley is cracking me up though.


Reigniting a Rivalry ~ The Official Blog of Chris Cooley

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For those of you opposed to profanity, I suggest stopping here:

@Krimm9 Chris Cooley is an absolute joke. He is the most overrated player at his position in FB. He should laugh at his career stats, that is funny!

Yea I’m laughing. 427 catches, 4,704 yards, and 33 touchdowns. I’m on my hands and knees.

@kreutzbag303 @thecooleyzone what have you ever done in your career that gives you the right to talk shit to Romo. You're a bum. Fred Davis owns you.

Google me bitch. Also, Fred Davis owns many nice things, but I am not one of them.

@youngnandobaby @thecooleyzone you talk so much shit yet you're garbage now. 2nd string TE struggling to get play time on a struggling offense. #JustRetire

“Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth. You’re just coming off stupid.” I simply referenced my happiness for the outcome of a game. That isn’t “talking shit.”

@thetrovester who TF is chris cooley to rip on anyone? how many rings does he have again? Asshole

Hypocritical statement, but I will flip it just for fun. @thetrovester Who TF are you and how many rings do you have? Genius…

@AhadSRaza I hope you shatter your patella doing ballet with Colt Brennan.

Ahad, I’m extremely concerned with how much my comments bothered you. This definitely wasn’t you most offensive comment and by no means your most idiotic, but I didn’t want to waste more time for the people reading this. Thanks to you I punched the code on my home security system for first time in a long time.

@courtneymahia I want to punch Chris Cooley in his face for slandering Romo like that.

Definition of slander: A malicious, false, and defamatory statement or report. I’m pretty sure slander wasn’t quite the route I choose but I like your fight. If you’re gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.

@zachbarton Have lost all my respect for Washington tight end @thecooleyzone. If you talk like a high school nothing that’s all you still are.

Zach, I’m guessing you got picked on a little bit in school. It’s ok, I’m sure you’re a real all-star now. Keep kickin’ ass buddy.

@chestos06 @thecooleyzone and if u are a real man, why challenge someone u out weigh by 40lbs. Be a man and go after Witten or DWare...chump!

Since your twitter picture is of a dog, I’m sure you’re not the worst person in the world. As far as the challenge, I currently weigh 232. The dude weighs 4 pounds less than me, Romo is listed at 228. The challenge seems fair to me. But in the world hypothetical cage matches, if I were “a real man” it probably wouldn’t be Witten I’d challenge; it’d be Brock Lesner.

@brad_hankins @thecooleyzone aka Chris Cooley is a little bitch. I’d fight that goofy dick sucker right now if I saw him

Seriously Brad, I guarantee you wouldn’t. I literally lock down a guarantee. You sounded tough for your friends though. So that’s cool.

@mitchinwitchita if u spent more time practicing than runnin' ur mouth, maybe u wouldn't be on the bench. #66yds #washedup#loser

Not quite sure if you’ve watched any games, but I’m not quite on the bench. I may be on your fantasy bench and that does break my heart a little bit, although it makes me smile that you care enough about me to look up my stats and respond to me.

@yimdawg chris cooley is an asshole.

Simple and to the point, I like it. Many of my friends concur with this.

@srobinson3708 @thecooleyzone what? Are you crying again coozie?

Pretty sure I wasn’t crying. Did you hear what I said or did you just jump at the chance to throw “coozie,” around all willy-nilly on twitter? And I know you’re not looking for any advice, but Penthouse Forum isn’t a solid substitute for a good old thesaurus.

@A_PFL_Nigga CHRIS COOLEY IS A BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!

Wow! I thought “coozie” was getting thrown around willy-nilly.
@everlastingxxx You are not worthy to swallow Wittens jizz.
I’m not quite sure what qualifications you need to become worthy? Explain what you had to do to acquire your status?

Ok, so you get it. The responses are getting more and more offensive and I will stop here. If you did send something I ensure you that I saw it. Thanks again and tomorrow should be fun Skippy.

Chris Cooley loves watching Romo choke - YouTube

[wanna be drummer]

Fuck the Cowboys. Go Lions


Also, fuck the Packers

[meatwadisprez]

Originally Posted by wanna be drummer

Fuck the Cowboys. Go Lions


Also, fuck the Packers

Go Packers.

[stolz25]

I can't wait for Packers - Lions

I enjoy watching both teams.

[Donkey®]

Fudgepackers.

[wanna be drummer]

Originally Posted by stolz25

I can't wait for Packers - Lions

I enjoy watching both teams.

Rodgers > Stafford

Jennings < Calvin

Green and yellow < Blue and white


Playoffs are actually a possibility this year...you cannot possibly comprehend what it's like to live in this state and not hear people drone on and fucking on about how shitty the Lions are. I almost feel bad for people outside Michigan. They'll never know what it's like to follow a football with a history as shitty as ours

[meatwadisprez]

Originally Posted by wanna be drummer

Rodgers > Stafford

Jennings < Calvin

Green and yellow < Blue and white


Playoffs are actually a possibility this year...you cannot possibly comprehend what it's like to live in this state and not hear people drone on and fucking on about how shitty the Lions are. I almost feel bad for people outside Michigan. They'll never know what it's like to follow a football with a history as shitty as ours

It's blue and silver, bud. And for the record, Lions come first in my book, but I don't see the Lions winning in Lambeau. They aren't there yet. Thanksgiving will be a hell of a game, though.

[stolz25]

Originally Posted by wanna be drummer

Rodgers > Stafford

Jennings < Calvin

Green and yellow < Blue and white


Playoffs are actually a possibility this year...you cannot possibly comprehend what it's like to live in this state and not hear people drone on and fucking on about how shitty the Lions are. I almost feel bad for people outside Michigan. They'll never know what it's like to follow a football with a history as shitty as ours

Megatron > any other receiver

What I couldn't believe was that 10 years with Barry Sanders and the Lions never had a 3-0 start. Someone said it was their first 3-0 start since 1984 and I figured that had to be wrong. It's really sad he had to play for such a crappy team.

[DosEquis]

I would like to attribute the lions success due to half their roster being former nebraska players.

[stolz25]

Originally Posted by DosEquis

I would like to attribute the lions success due to half their roster being former nebraska players.

I thought it was all Brandon Pettigrew myself.