Why do girls complain so much about fooling around on a water bed?

Thorgrim · 08-01-2006, 07:07 AM

Had to stop halfway, put a blanket on the floor, and continue on there (which didnt cover everything so my knees got rugburn)

Wtf, feels fine to me

ballz2wallz · 08-01-2006, 08:18 AM

dramamine ftmfw

JaJae · 08-01-2006, 11:01 AM

... it wasn't the waterbed she had a problem with.

ballz2wallz · 08-01-2006, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by JaJae

... it wasn't the waterbed she had a problem with.

pwnt

TheMrs · 08-01-2006, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by JaJae

... it wasn't the waterbed she had a problem with.

DosEquis · 08-01-2006, 11:36 AM

this never happened.

thomez · 08-01-2006, 11:39 AM

I got rid of my waterbed recently, I grew to hate that thing...

also, you can't pound it as hard on the waterbed IMO... too much give

the floor would be better for both IMO

Ardentfrost · 08-01-2006, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

this never happened.

JaJae · 08-01-2006, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by DosEquis

this never happened.

TheMrs · 08-01-2006, 11:46 AM

Waterbeds have no support and if you aren't endowed with much to begin with... well.... being on something a little more LESS giving (like the floor) works to your advantage.

In all seriousness though.. I didn't realize people still had waterbeds.

JaJae · 08-01-2006, 11:59 AM

So we've essentially come up with two options.

1. He's lying and promoting a false sex life on the internet

or

2. He has a small lizard

Either way, it ain't lookin too good for Thorgrim.

Stylerod · 08-01-2006, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by TheMrs

Waterbeds have no support and if you aren't endowed with much to begin with... well.... being on something a little more LESS giving (like the floor) works to your advantage.

In all seriousness though.. I didn't realize people still had waterbeds.

IminWonderland · 08-01-2006, 02:01 PM

My Husband and I started on a Waterbed. I hated that fucking thing. Real mattress FTW. I don't blame her...it puts you at odd angles too...

beez · 08-01-2006, 03:43 PM

I had a waterbed in middle school and HS. I always wound up on the floor or using the edge of the bed when having sex w/ someone.

It's a great idea on paper. Ride the wave, maaan. In reality it's hard to get the timing right and rhythm changes during sex tend to be . . . unsyncopated to the movement of the water.

Originally Posted by TheMrs

In all seriousness though.. I didn't realize people still had waterbeds.

burn.

kinggovernor · 08-01-2006, 05:48 PM

there are so many ideas floating through my head, i am just going to keep my mouth shut

Donkey® · 08-01-2006, 07:20 PM

F5? We'll even accept F3 or F2.

Thorgrim · 08-01-2006, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by JaJae

So we've essentially come up with two options.

1. He's lying and promoting a false sex life on the internet

or

2. He has a small lizard

Either way, it ain't lookin too good for Thorgrim.

3. She always tells me not to put it in all the way...so I don't see how it could be a size issue

Donkey® · 08-01-2006, 07:29 PM

Originally Posted by Thorgrim

3. She always tells me not to put it in all the way...so I don't see how it could be a size issue

Because she's afraid her body will see it as a virus and her white blood cells will eat it...then what's she left with?

Thorgrim · 08-01-2006, 07:49 PM

I guess this is what I get for talking about sexual encounters with a bunch of people on a political message board

Ardentfrost · 08-01-2006, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Thorgrim

I guess this is what I get for talking about sexual encounters with a bunch of people on a political message board

nah... on the internet in general