Another Gem from WND: Soy makes you gay.

Scrum · 12-13-2006, 10:09 AM

Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

These people must have Bill Frist as their doctor.

imind · 12-13-2006, 10:32 AM

true rofl material, and contrary to my previous suggestion regarding WND stories, i'm positive repping you for this little gem.

six6ftr · 12-13-2006, 10:36 AM

WTF! Wow, I am speechless!!

Ardentfrost · 12-13-2006, 10:43 AM

I was going to positive rep you, but the rep system sucks ass

ballz2wallz · 12-13-2006, 10:53 AM

While I don't agree with the premise of the story, I do think high estrogen levels in men will make them more effeminate. I don't know the exact nature of estrogen levels in soy though.

motivez · 12-13-2006, 01:12 PM

Yeah, I mean, look at China. So much consumption of soy, and their population is dwindling because of the extra high numbers of homosexuals

JaJae · 12-13-2006, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by motivez

Yeah, I mean, look at China. So much consumption of soy, and their population is dwindling because of the extra high numbers of homosexuals

While there may not be a correlation between homosexuality, there does seem to be a correlation to penis size... maybe it's half right?

Scrum · 12-13-2006, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by JaJae

While there may not be a correlation between homosexuality, there does seem to be a correlation to penis size... maybe it's half right?

ballz2wallz · 12-13-2006, 08:37 PM

From Scientific American:

Phytoestrogens are estrogen mimics. BUT - get this - they are actually less effective than regular estrogens when they hit estrogen receptors on your cells. That’s right - these substances, far from juicing you up with lady-hormones, might actually block the effects of estrogen, which as we all know is a good and important thing if you’re a man, since John Wayne is dead and it’s on us to pick up the slack. (Riiiight.)

Anyway no one’s ever shown that soy is biologically active in the amounts a normal human can consume in a day. Plus, there are billions of asians who are eating way more of it than most westerners every day, and you don’t see them mincing about town in spotless waistcoats like Oscar Wilde now do you?

This guy at WND is not so smart.

Diamond Cross · 12-13-2006, 10:10 PM

Did you hear about the Rabbi giving specials on circumcisions?

They were half off.

WickedLou9 · 12-13-2006, 10:14 PM

Shit I drank some soy milk for lunch today.. then I stopped off at a rest stop on my way home and sucked off 5 guys.

SOY MADE ME GAY

IminWonderland · 12-13-2006, 10:19 PM

If Soy makes you gay...

Then Chocolate Milk makes me bark like a dog. :rollseyes:

Ardentfrost · 12-13-2006, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by WickedLou9

Shit I drank some soy milk for lunch today.. then I stopped off at a rest stop on my way home and sucked off 5 guys.

SOY MADE ME GAY

for that you get rep

Donkey® · 12-14-2006, 01:28 AM

Soy substitute makes my dick gay.